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Noticed the Gir, StepDaddyBig Bucks Rewarding YSS16

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Mon, 05/06/2019 - 12:22pm

for his awesome grades (NOT) by taking him to the Avengers in 3D on a Friday evening.  I had just come out of the hardware store and noticed the three getting out of a smallish sedan (looked like 3 clowns piling out of a mini car).   StepDaddy Big Bucks looked rather gaunt than he had in the past with a wincing look in on his face... not sure if it was the pains of getting older or living with the Gir and her ne'er do well spawn.

Girhippo's Co-Worker Calls Me At Work (Incidentally)

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Fri, 05/03/2019 - 11:15am

So Mrs. Headlights is out for a week and whilst the boss (who has a thing for Mrs. Headlights' headlights) catches up on all her work that she has left languishing for months there was no one to answer the phone.  Mrs. Headlights normally views answering the helpdesk phone "not her job" now that she and the boss conspired to get rid of the older Admin Asst.  but I digress.

I pick up the phone and the caller says "Hi I"m So and So from Not-for-profit Girhippoville Foster Parent Counseling Agency and I need to be set up to print here."

COWBIRDS!! The Similarities are ASTOUNDING!!

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Mon, 04/29/2019 - 2:32pm

There have been several blogs of late where STEPMOM is doing all the parenting and the bio parents are slacking completely.    The cowbird finds OTHER species of birds to raise her offspring FOR her and then flitters off.  Sounds like a lot of GUBMs and bioDADS on here recently!

 

https://whyy.org/segments/freeloading-mother-birds-force-others-to-raise...

 

Chef Is A FANTASTIC

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Tue, 04/23/2019 - 9:20am

Turd Polisher.  A big ol steaming pile came in the way of YSS16's report card.  His eyes roved the paper and caught the 88 YSS got in the first semester for Geometry (which proves he's not "learning disabled" btw)

Now he is  EPIC failing ALL of his classes (ex. 27 in English) except for varsity chorus.  All due to skipping, tardiness and lack of effort.

I said "YSS could do better IF he didn't skip so often"

Work Vent --Mrs. Headlights Strikes Again

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Thu, 04/18/2019 - 9:34am

For those without the back story... Mrs. Headlights is a very homely woman (think bully on A Christmas Story) yet she has MASSIVE MAMMARIES that have titmatized the entire male IT staff.   She colours her curly locks bright brick red to bring out her 100% Irishness and she routinely goes on "health walks" with the CIO and the higher echelon of male IT staffers in her Keen brand closed toe sandals (which are the most unattractive shoes on god's green earth btw).  She takes tiny little "step chain" steps to enunciate her physical attributes by the way but I digress.

Yep It's True-- Parenting Carries Over To Everything In Life (Good or Bad)

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Thu, 04/18/2019 - 9:10am

Including pets.   I warned Chef not to let the bengal kitten attack and bite him.  Oh it's cute when they're tiny and teething.  I encouraged him to "parent" the kitten by not allowing rough play and instead diverting attention to a toy, etc.   I have done this as well as used a can of compressed air when kitty starting playing too rough. 

YSS16 Is Really Racking Up the Detentions!

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Tue, 04/16/2019 - 4:07pm

Four this month so far.  My predictions unfortunately have completely come true for YSS.  He is the worst of all three.  Just a hair worse than SD20 and the younger two were evil siblings of OSS stb 23 who was just plain lazy but easy going in nature.

"Student skipped class and will get a detention"

"Student failed to show for said detention"

"Student continues to be late to school"

"Student cut class early and left his lunch mess/trash for staff to clean up"

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