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Mr. Neutral Drops In

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Wed, 03/27/2019 - 12:34pm

Mr. Neutral is Chef's youngest half brother--7 yrs Chef's senior.   Mr. Neutral is the ONLY member of Chef's family that drops by (whenever he needs/wants something from us)  Well Mr. Neutral started off with "I wanted to see how SMART Thinkthrice is" and he handed me his locked out Iphone (probably stolen and jail broken) that says it can only be unlocked via Itunes.  Well he doesn't even have the charger/usb cable for the damn thing.

YSS16 aka Prince Hygiene Strikes Again

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Wed, 03/27/2019 - 12:24pm

This is the 10th grade and probably his fifth "disciplinary" write up:

Prince Hygiene was taking a unit test and was told to only have a number 2 pencil and his study guide out. He was caught with his cell phone right before the Girhippo came to pick him up. This has been an ongoing problem in English class

An Open Letter To All Those Women on Here in Their 20s, 30s, and 40s

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Tue, 03/26/2019 - 9:07am

Who are dating/having a relationship with the

"Guy Of Their Dreams"  (TM)

who is a "Great Dad" (TM)

but  "Only Have Problems When His Kids Come Around" (TM) 

"Because he Doesn't Want To Spend All The Time With His Children Disciplining Them" (TM)

and "Things Would Be Great If The BM Wasn't Calling/Texting Him With Her Demands" (TM)

 

RUN NOW, RUN HARD, RUN FAST, FIND A CHILDFREE GUY!

Annnnnnddddddd Another Disciplinary Action

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Wed, 03/20/2019 - 4:03pm

from School but "no parental contact."  Basically they told YSS16 to stop coming late to school...  another paper tiger warning. 

40 lates and/or skips this school year.

Nice work Girhippo and StepDaddyBigBucks!  Oh and he lives within walking distance of the school--modern day walking distance meaning two and a half ant steps away.

O/T I adopted a kitten

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Wed, 03/20/2019 - 3:10pm

From a shelter about 5 hours south east of where I live.  The kitten was originally found in Bowling Green Kentucky!!  She is a Bengal/Tortie mix.   She had the sniffles when I got her so I took her to the vet and they prescribed medicine.  She is EXTREMELY confident and not shy in the least!   My older cat ran for the hills when he saw her!  And, oddly enough, she's taken quite the shine to Chef.   Since SD PASed out I didn't have a mini-wife on my hands but now. . . LOL  j/k

Once Again A New Record!

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Thu, 03/14/2019 - 7:22am

Beating the old record set by SD...lowest.grade.ever.

This quarter YSS16 scored an ELEVEN in Global Studies for the quarter.  So they must be giving credit for writing one's name on the paper. 

Big letters from that teacher: CALL FOR CONFERENCE IMMEDIATELY.    Of course we were told by several high officials from this school district that Chef's opinion does not count and they will have to go with the Girhippo on scholastic decisions. (does this sound familiar JustMakingTheBest?)

UGH!

The Odd Phases of SMhood

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Tue, 03/12/2019 - 9:29pm

Phase One:  you actually believe that biodad just "needs help" parenting and that SKIDS AND BM are the entire problem.

Phase Two: you are flabbergasted when all your efforts to "help" are spat upon.  You are told you are overstepping your bounds but in the same breath are expected to financially back your "bonus family."

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