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The Hits Just Keep On Coming!

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Thu, 02/07/2019 - 6:07pm

Not only were YSS16's grades abysmal,  his fitness test also came in the mail.   The sad thing is it was taken in September right after school started...usually kids are at their fittest right after summer vacation.  After a summer of running around, errr I mean SCREENS and junk food,  he has a 39 percent body fat reading, failed to do situps, arm hang, etc etc.  Managed to do two pushups before exhaustion...6'2" 240 lbs of solid flab. 

There's no way he could go into the military with those horrible grades and complete lack of fitness. 

I Didn't Think YSS16 Could Do It!!

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Thu, 02/07/2019 - 3:00pm

A new low... failing everything except Varsity Chorus--he's even failing gym and health!

Even with his special IEP where passing is 10 points BELOW the average pass/fail, he still is failing that; mostly due to never doing class/homework and not showing up for school whatsoever.

Following in the footsteps of SD20 and OSS22 only even WORSE.

Unreal.  Way to go MOTY Girhippo and father-figure StepDaddyBigBucks!!

A Little Ditty (Sung to the Tune of a Song by the Chapins) Feel free to add on

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Mon, 02/04/2019 - 7:48am

My skid arrived just the other day
He came through the door in the usual way
There was me to snub
And food to take
He learned to balk while I planned his day
And there was sassing ‘fore I knew it
And as he stewed He said

I’m gonna say F-U, Dad,
you know I’m gonna say F-U

 

(I plan to add more but feel free)

O/T The Pizza Wars

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Sat, 02/02/2019 - 4:44pm

Chef and I don't eat out much.  We have high-end kitchen appliances that we use extensively.  As regards Pizza we make our own...we have a pizza stone and a convection oven.

Chef has been making pizzas and each time it sticks to the peel and makes a huge mess in the oven.  I have told him over and over that he needs to use either parchment paper or semolina flour.

Saw Something Interesting

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Sat, 01/26/2019 - 9:57pm

at the bank on Friday...a young couple with a small child in tow asking to open up SEPARATE ACCOUNTS/FINANCES with one joint account for household bills.  The man was asking for this and the woman was nodding approval.   Perhaps there was a BM1 lurking in the background; sheer speculation, but I thought how wise they were to be doing it this way!

The PAS Pattern

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Thu, 01/24/2019 - 10:49am

I posted this within another blog, however wondering if anyone else notices this pattern as an NCP SM:

 

1. BM withholds visitation because she wants to "punish" biodad for moving on (this is when the foothold of PAS starts)

2. BM starts dating again and can't wait to dump off the little "angels" (this period is marked by ample visitation and disneydadding which heightens disrespect for biodad and SM)  BM makes sure to interrogate skids for further "evidence" needed against biodad and SM down the road.  CPS is often called during this period on biodad.

Maybe StepDaddyBigBucks Lowered the Boom??!!

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Wed, 01/23/2019 - 7:48am

All of a sudden after quitting her part time pizzeria gig and sofa surfing for several months, SD20 now has a job at the local Ashley Furniture Outlet.   Maybe seeing all the nice furniture will inspire her to MOVE OUT of the Girhippo's house. . . yeah right.  She'll just get a discount on furniture for the Girhippo!  Maybe SDBB said that she can't just sofa surf.  After all, she did quit community college in about 17 nanoseconds.

This should be interesting when we go back to court to get a downward mod.

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