Beannachtam na Feile Padraig, STalkers!

It's a balmy 15°F here and we're in the middle of a Winter storm warning with about a foot of snow expected. The wind, she is gusting. You know I'm a happy Finn.

Eff off to:

Happy Friday, STalkers! Hope you're having a better day than I am.

Eff off to:

• King Pita asking the same question to the team via Chat AND Email, then complaining about dual responses, no responses, and his inability to see all responses. Newsflash, KP. Send an email to the team with a Voting selection. This ain't rocket science.  *dash1*
• Idiots who reply to All when told not to and the bigger idiots who reply to All with "Stop Replying To All".
• Wrong numbers calling at 3am. 

Forn Friday

Happy Friday, STalkers! I'm counting down to the start of a 3-day weekend. *yahoo*

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TGIF!!! 2+ hours and I can put this craptastic workweek behind me. Eff off to:

Friday at last. I'm ready for the weekend!

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TGIF, STalkers. Long week. Sigh...

Eff off to:

• King Pita. Dude. Seriously. I'm ready to sacrifice my vintage Converse to have KP abducted by aliens... but only if he never returns. KP doesn't know if he's coming or going, much less how to do his job.
• Car trouble. DH's car is on the fritz. Since he has a long commute, he's driving my car while I'm driving his teeny little road hugger. Feels like I'm in a clown car. Ugh.

Forn Friday 

Forn is 'food' and 'p0rn' combined. 

Happy Friday, STalkers! I'm ready to get the weekend started, but it's not even lunchtime yet. *crazy*

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Friday at last! There is so (too) much going on this weekend. Ugh. I'm looking forward to January 1st so I can take time to breathe​​​​​​!

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TGIF! Are you ready for the weekend, STalkers? Let's get the eff offs out of the way so we can move forward with Forn.

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Happy Friday, STalkers! I am ready for the weekend. Do you have any effs to give today?

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