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Once A Guilty Daddy

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Tue, 03/12/2019 - 7:09pm

Always a Guilty Daddy.  At least in my case.  As you know my elder cat passed on 2/27.   Chef and I were talking about her and I thought it would be "safe" to bring up the fact that several years back,  the vet xrayed her for something else and told me that she had a bee bee in her butt near the base of her tail.   I had petted her long before Chef and his ferals came along (she predated them by 2 yrs) and never felt that little lump.  The brats had a bee bee gun at my house and I caught them almost shooting each other.  I also caught SD and YSS kicking her.

Knowing what you know about your Teen /Adult Skid

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Sun, 03/10/2019 - 10:31am

Would you ever patronize a business that would be idiotic enough to hire your inept and in my case, disgusting skid?

For example, anything in the food business.  My skids are so unhygienic it's disgusting.   I'm surprised there isn't an E coli outbreak within a 20 mile radius of Girhippoville.  Actually there probably is...its just being suppressed by the Girhippo's friends on the local Board of Health due to her food truck.  After all, the head of CPS in her county was the Gir's friend and a complete nut job who burned her own house down and tried to blame her ex-husband.

Semi O/T Does Anyone Remember

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Wed, 03/06/2019 - 8:47am

Al Jaffee's "Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions?"  Al was one of the writers/illustrators of MAD Magazine which I was a HUGE fan of back in my childhood (in a galaxy looonnnnng ago and faaaaaar away).  I actually owned the book mentioned at the link a loooong time ago!!

Seems this sort of thing would come in handy with dolts like Cooooookie's SS around (and all of Generation Tide Pod)

https://www.amazon.com/Jaffee-Snappy-Answers-Stupid-Questions/dp/B000BX12AS

"Rocker's" Theory On Why SD20 is moving out before she turns 21

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Tue, 03/05/2019 - 10:48am

in November.    VERY implausible!

"Rocker," colleague of Chef who just got off the CS grist mill himself recently but still child chases and sucks up to the almighty BM, theorized that "SD is preggers and needs her daddeeeeeee" and that is why the Gir has announced that she is moving out to Family Court.

 

Update: On Older Kitty

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Wed, 02/27/2019 - 2:08pm

Older Siamese kitty, 19 yrs old has an intestinal tumor so she's not going to make it.  Not sure what my younger cat is going to do, the 12 year old cat as they are compadres.

This kitty predated Chef and was the beginning of my "empty nest" years.  Got her in 2002 where her estimated age was 2 yrs old and she was "with child." 

Always very feisty and will always have good memories of her!

O/T Older Fur Baby Having Health Problems

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Tue, 02/26/2019 - 5:45pm

Female 19 yr old Frost/Lilac point siamese (apple shaped head).  She normally begs at dinner but hasnt in the last two days.  She has been meowing very loudly as though in pain.  She refused wet food (totally out of character) and just sits in the room where the litter box is.   She has been refusing water from her fountain but she drank a little from a saucer.  She also looks a bit wobbly and listless.

Another Letter

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Sun, 02/24/2019 - 2:47pm

from YSS16's School saying he is dreadfully behind in math skills and nowhere near grade level (10th grade)  The scores paint a picture of a 10th grader who is working at a fourth grade math level.

 Shocking I tell you! (not)  Of course he is never in school and constantly truant.  The Girhippo doesn't make him go to school, do classwork or homework so this is to be expected.

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