I don't recall being 20 years old and desiring to go back to the 6th grade hijinks and shenanigans.   That is EXACTLY what SD20 posts about on social media.  "I wanna gooo baaaaaack" and up pops a photo of her and the couple of friends she had  in 6th grade making funny faces for the camera.   Although I SHOULD have been fantasizing about my younger years as by then; I was two years into a bad marriage with a baby on the way.

And what is she doing with her life you ask? Absolutely nothing.  Other than making those instagram animal morph photos, posing seductively with her other loser friends, making duck faces and licking each other, posing while driving around with said friend and stb 16 YSS in the back seat, laughing on their way to the mall.  Not in school and working a few hours a week at a local pizza joint.

Meanwhile Chef is still shelling out 800 smackers a month for these two blights on society.  Girhippo has a new hair style, though. 

That we moved to this gut rehab to be "closer to the skids"  (TM)

Which of course completely backfired and accelerated the PASing out of the skids.  Last night, I had a nightmare that the Girippo ditched Step daddy big-bucks and wanted to re-establish the family.  

Woke up in a cold sweat!

Got another invitation letter to review the need for ongoing "special help" for YSS stb 16 and budding school shooter due to his "learning disability - other."