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GUBMs At Chef's Birthday Dinner

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Sat, 03/17/2018 - 10:28am

So we went to a fancy restaurant to celebrate Chef's upcoming 50th birthday.  And there at the bar was a gaggle of three GUBMs that were loudly cackling and talking about their birthing experiences in great detail so that everyone could hear how many centimeters they were dilated what epidurals they took etc etc.   Now I will say I had the most horrendous birthing experience but I would never scream about it out in public!

 So I started reading the article about how to tell if you have a GUBM on your hands to try and drown out the very loud GUBMs sitting next to us.

Skids Gotta Be Constipated!!

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Thu, 03/15/2018 - 9:59am

I'm sure other SMs here have had incredibly fussy and junkfoodaholic skids.   My skids diet consisted of (and still do in their early twenties and late teens):

 McDonalds,  Oreos by the sleeve,  cheese pizza, kid kuisine, chicken nuggets, fries, doritos, hot dogs without grill marks, pb&j  (with almost zero pb and crusts cut off), choco milk, choco ice cream,  choco chip pancakes,  gatorade, reeses peanut butter cups (ironically) and kraft dinner (blue box mac and cheese)  This is also the Girhippo and StepDaddyBigBuck's diet with few exceptions.

Got Another Bill

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Wed, 03/14/2018 - 8:45pm

From Chef's now EX attorney for basically blowing Chef's CEBC case for the skids and insisting that I reveal my income to the court even though we are not married.  

The only bright side to this is the Girhippo's attorney is running for some judgeship in his retirement so she'll have to get another attorney (as will we) in 2019 when Chef moves to have SD19 emancipated at age 21.

O/T Tone Up Tuesday

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Tue, 02/20/2018 - 9:40am

Didn't see the usual blog up here so I though I'd start a thread. So far I have lost 14.2 lbs and still a way to go. I've discovered that I might be allergic to Stevia... Hmmmm. Funny thing, xylitol never bothered me but it seems that Stevia is!

So They're Handing Out Tablets To Students in Grades 9-12 In the Girhippo's School District.

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Mon, 02/12/2018 - 3:44pm

I'm sure this will dramatically improve YSS's grades. So far he is failing 4 major core subjects; Global Studies, Math, Science and English. The chronic absenteeism probably isn't doing any good either.

I can only imagine what a hassle it would be to manage IT-wise all of these tablets going out!! It's bad enough managing ADULTS with their tablets and laptops never mind a bunch of kids--the majority are way UNDER their age in responsibility.

This Disproves the Disney Dad and BFF Mommykins Theory That. . .

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Mon, 02/12/2018 - 1:40pm

Children are incapable of learning good behavior, rules, hygiene, politeness until well into their twenties--they should just be left to their own devices and come up as ferals because they "don't know any better."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Kofi_JdFDQ

I AM SHOCKED (Not)

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Thu, 02/08/2018 - 11:56am

That the Girhippo, despite her written note to the court (excusing her no show) stating she doesn't want any financial support from Chef because it causes her too much "personal stress" has not returned a PENNY of the CS that has been pumping away in her direction.

Or could it be that note was all for drama and show??

HMMMMMM!!

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