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Mini Vent - lets at least give him a chance!! (SPINOFF) Career Predictions!

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For Little Idiot and SD (who will henceforth be named Animal Torturer because she enjoyed shooting random animals with her bb gun at age eight)

1.  Welfare Queen

2.  Professional Breeder and CS Milker

3.  Sales Associate  Temporary until 1 or 2 can be obtained/secured  (Animal Torturer is doing this)

 

For my SS's OSS (Pumpkinhead) and YSS (the Houseshitter)

1.  Carnies/Ticket Takers

2.  Dishwasher (Pumpkinhead already did this)

3.  Fast food worker (Pumpkinhead already did this)

O/T Credit Card Companies changing Due Date

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As of late I've received two letters saying they are moving my due date from the 25th/28th to the 5th/8th respectively.  I pay my balance off every month several days before the due date anyway so wondering why this is done other than maybe try to "catch" me paying late so they can collect interest?  I'm aware that I can call the company and tell them that I want my due date moved back to the original date and they will probably need to say yes since my credit score hovers around 800, but I digress.

Any thoughts?

OSS stb 23 Has a New Career

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He is a clerk at the local low end grocery store.   This chain is about 10 steps down from Aldis.  You bag your own groceries, the produce is run of the mill and limited.  Lots of cheap canned goods and processed in box foods.  I have shopped there from time to time to pick up something quickly.  About one step up from a bodega.

And to think he could be making about ten times more had he stuck with visitation and learned the construction trades from his father.... Oh no, the Girhippo would have rathered all three skids die in poverty than learn any job skills from Chef.

Mrs. Headlights Gives Me a Flashback

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Sometimes when Mrs. Headlights gets confused, which seems to happen all.the.time, i noticed Mrs. Headlights shakes her head rather violently as though she has water in her ears. 

She's most recently screwed up the "drinks after work" reservation for Old Faithful, who is retiring this week, our beloved admin assistant who was pushed out by.... you guessed it.. the manager, Rocky Oldboa and Mrs. Headlights herself.

As requested Hillarious NickNames

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for Cubicle  Mate, Boss, and Admin Assistant:

 

Cubicle Mate--Army Dude (he was put into the Army to straighten up and fly right--and it worked but then again, unlike a lot of SKIDS on this forum, he has a brain)  He learned networking/computers in the Army, went to Iraq to deploy the equipment, got the GI bill and has graduated with a degree in Computer Science.

O/T Work Vent--Mrs. Headlights Strikes Again

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So late on Friday apparently Mrs. Headlights couldn't get the boss to do 100% of her work.  The boss fobbed her off and told her to ask my cubicle mate how to do a certain procedure.

Now mind you I have been doing this procedure which is very tedious before my cubicle mate, a younger worker not yet 30, came into the fray.  I taught him how to fix this problem but now this is supposed to be Mrs. Headlights' dept.

After my cubicle mate explained that this is a tedious procedure, he started to offer to do the work for her and that's when I stepped in.

As Was Suggested...Reviving the Skid Nicknames Post

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Mine were:  OSS=Pumpkinhead  (he looks like a big white pumpkin with two blue dots for eyes--aka the "no soul" meme)

SD: VD (she seemed very precocious for her age and often posts photos of her licking other girls, guys,etc.)

YSS: Prince Hygiene (had ZERO hygiene and as far as I can tell, still does from the look of his grubby fingernails) aka the houseshitter.  yes he literally shit ON my furniture and spread it all over the house when he didn't get his way at stb 7.

 

More ideas:

Damien/Damienette

Lizzie=Lizzie Borden

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