As requested Hillarious NickNames
for Cubicle Mate, Boss, and Admin Assistant:
Cubicle Mate--Army Dude (he was put into the Army to straighten up and fly right--and it worked but then again, unlike a lot of SKIDS on this forum, he has a brain) He learned networking/computers in the Army, went to Iraq to deploy the equipment, got the GI bill and has graduated with a degree in Computer Science.
Boss--Rocky Oldboa (60 yr old balding Italian guy that will flirt with anything female to a point--he's a class 5 level of hairiness and is always sneaking out to play golf when he's not locking pinkies with Mrs. Headlights--looks quite a bit like Dr. Phil)
Admin Assistant--Old Faithful (hard working, diligent and accurate to the very end)