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Mini Vent - lets at least give him a chance!! (SPINOFF) Career Predictions!

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For Little Idiot and SD (who will henceforth be named Animal Torturer because she enjoyed shooting random animals with her bb gun at age eight)

1.  Welfare Queen

2.  Professional Breeder and CS Milker

3.  Sales Associate  Temporary until 1 or 2 can be obtained/secured  (Animal Torturer is doing this)

 

For my SS's OSS (Pumpkinhead) and YSS (the Houseshitter)

1.  Carnies/Ticket Takers

2.  Dishwasher (Pumpkinhead already did this)

3.  Fast food worker (Pumpkinhead already did this)

4.  Low end grocery store clerk (Little Idiot already did this and Pumpkinhead is doing this)

5.  Bus Boy (Houseshitter is doing this)

 

Comments

Livingoutloud's picture

You are predicting they will have jobs. Menial and minimum wages but still jobs. I predict no jobs.

My DHs nephew is in mid 20s and neither goes to school nor works. He smokes pot and cigarettes all day, sleeps and eats and swims in a nice pool for free in his parents house, his parents pay for everything. He had one job once, short lived. And my sister in law and her DH all act high and mighty and like to criticize DH for this and that in regards to his parenting or lack of it. Please. I bite my tongue all the time. 

My SDs always work. My normal SD has a nice job and was recently  promoted. She lives in her own nice apartment, owns her own nice car and pays her own bills. My delinquent felon one works embarassing job that I’d rather not say but she pays her own bills.  

thinkthrice's picture

give it time.  They will probably boomerang back any day now.   The only thing holding that back in my case, I believe, is StepDaddyBigBucks, who, although is afraid of the Girhippo, he has stopped getting empty platitudes from the ferals and may be behind insisting they move out!  They only have part time jobs as well in these arenas.  Pumpkinhead does drugs and lives with his GF's BM's house.  The GF has a real job as well.  I'd be embarrassed to have such a slacker as a son but I'll be the Gir is proud!

I don't understand these "parents" who think it is cute to have 20, 30 or 40 something children living with them and providing for them.

Oh and then there's disability.  I believe Simpleton's SD will try to fake an injury and get permanent disability. 

Livingoutloud's picture

SIL isn’t embarrassed of her son at all. She says “he is finding himself”. Lol Funny thing is said nephew is actually a nice kindhearted polite guy and he isn’t stupid. I don’t understand why parents aren’t doing something about him. I blame them. Especially since they themselves are hard working people 

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Lord!!!

Thumper's picture

What about drug runner

Slip and fall expert

Web cam worker (didnt want to write web cam ho)

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jumpsuit model