...what do you do? Had I been failing a class, my parents would have:

• eliminated ALL of my extracurricular activities
• gotten me a tutor, if it was something in which they were not skilled
• made sure I did my homework

PigPen is failing classes. What does BioHo do?

...do you call them back?

SD24 called me last night just before 10pm. I was in bed just after 9 and the ringer was off, so I didn't know she'd called until this morning (0520). She did not leave a message. My phone does not work inside my office (I have to walk outside) and I have been on calls all morning, so haven't had the time (or desire) to go outside and call her back.

This was a skid weekend. DH had to work OT so he did not pick up PigPen afterwardss - too late (early!!). So BioHo brought Piggy over Saturday morning. With food. It was NOT snacks for PP. Not only did 'Ho send food for ME to cook - she sent leftovers. Yep, leftovers of SH!T that she cooked.

PigPen walked in with a paper grocery bag. DH said, "Whatcha got, buddy"? PigPen, beet red, said, "Mom sent some food", put the bag on the kitchen table, and went into the bathroom (probably to hide for a few minutes.

DH opened the bag and pulled out:

Or, as I like to call it, "How To Make Your Other Children Feel Like Secondhand Sh!t"

HOW, you ask? By getting a tattoo. A BIG tattoo. AAAAAALL.Across.Her.Fat-rolled.Back. Shoulder-to-shoulder, baby! It says, "My Son Is My Hero" and has the date that PrincASS ENTERED boot camp. Apparently, she got it right after he left for boot camp. What would she have done if he'd done as she hoped and FAILED? Because this is the beeyotch who told PA it was OKAY to fail boot camp (because the narcissist couldn't STAND one of her minions being beyond her control!).