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BioHo is mad at DH

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Fri, 12/29/2017 - 11:35am

Call the WAHHHHHHHHMUBULANCE!!!

PrincASS came home for Christmas. His flight got in very late Wednesday night. Thursday morning, BioHo called DH, SCREECHING because PrincASS was G-O-N-E. No, he didn't grab his duffle bag and go back. He had the NERVE to LEAVE HER HOUSE WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING.

DH told 'Ho:
PrincASS is 18yo.
He's in the Army.
PA is an adult. His boss is the Army. Period. Dot.

The skids got NUTTIN for Christmas...

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Wed, 12/27/2017 - 12:01pm

DH had NOTHING up his sleeve (I check carefully for stray dryer sheets) and did not buy the skids so much as a breath mint for Christmas.

He did, however, buy me a new, SPECTACULAR wedding band with 20, yes TWENTY, diamonds in it. You could have knocked me over with a feather. I opened the box and my mouth was hanging open for a solid minute.

DH: Baby, don't you like it??
Me: YES!! It's so beautiful and I'm so surprised!!

Then I burst into tears.

OT - It’s The Most Horrible Time Of The Year

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Fri, 12/22/2017 - 11:28am

It’s The Most Horrible Time Of The Year

Sung to the tune of "It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year"

It's the most horrible time of the year
When the skids are all yelling
And DH is telling you Just Drink More Beer
It's the most horrible time of the year

It's the crap-crappiest season of all
BM’s verbal beatings, crisis custody meetings
When your lawyers call
It's the crap-crappiest season of all

bets that SD21 WILL come over for Christmas

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Thu, 12/21/2017 - 9:04am

SD21 is mad at DH. Why? Because she spouted off some BS "fact" and DH corrected her on it. So now SD is p!ssed and DH isn't sure if she'll come over for Christmas.

I'm willing to bet my eyeteeth she WILL be here because SHE WANTS THAT GIFT CARD!

Won't she be surprised when she finds out she isn't getting one... }:)

OT - Ready for December 26th

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Wed, 12/13/2017 - 8:56am

12 days 'til Christmas and I'm as tight as a freshly strung violin. Too much to do, not enough time to do it. I'm the ONE person at work who is swamped and somehow became the spearhead for decorating the damn office. Why? Apparently, no one else can think outside the bloody box and be CREATIVE. What.The.He!!.

OT - Have Yourself A Boozy Little Christmas

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Fri, 12/08/2017 - 10:41am

Have Yourself A Boozy Little Christmas

Sung to the tune of "Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas"

Have yourself a boozy little Christmas
Let your head be light
Hopefully the skids will soon be out of sight
Have yourself a boozy little Christmas
Make the Yuletide gay
Mentally, your troubles will be miles away

OT - Nuttin' for Christmas

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Thu, 12/07/2017 - 11:51am

Nuttin’ for Christmas

Sung to the tune of "Nuttin’ for Christmas"

I punched a hole in every door;
Stepmommy snitched on me.
Poured stripper on the hardwood floor;
Stepmommy snitched on me.
I squished my gum into the rug;
Smashed my Daddy’s favorite mug;
Made my half-brother eat a bug;
Stepmommy snitched on me.

Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
My bio Mommy will blow.
Dad’s broke from paying child support
Stepmommy ain’t sharin’ her dough.

God Help Me, I’m A Stepmother

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Mon, 12/04/2017 - 12:18pm

God Help Me, I’m A Stepmother
Sung to the tune of "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen"

God help me, I’m a stepmother
Oft times I am dismayed
That DH spawned with BioHo
He so rues those days
Two of her five are his bios
And for this he’s paid
Strong liquor brings comfort and joy,
Comfort and joy
Strong liquor brings comfort and joy

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