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Aniki-Moderator's picture

SD21 is mad at DH. Why? Because she spouted off some BS "fact" and DH corrected her on it. So now SD is p!ssed and DH isn't sure if she'll come over for Christmas.

I'm willing to bet my eyeteeth she WILL be here because SHE WANTS THAT GIFT CARD!

Won't she be surprised when she finds out she isn't getting one... }:)

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I love dogs's picture

I've never expected gifts as an adult but my parents always give and they get SD something or give her cash. I can't afford gifts so I don't get upset if there's nothing for me under the tree.

Aniki-Moderator's picture

I KNOW he doesn't. I was getting out Christmas stuff last night and asked DH if we needed the little mailbox (we use it for gift cards). He said there was no point since there won't be anything in it. He simply does NOT have the money.

advice.only2's picture

My mean black heart would write on stiff note paper "You were wrong!" and put it in the little mailbox...let her think she's getting the gift card only to find out she's getting smacked down a second time. Wink

Aniki-Moderator's picture

Advice, if I thought I could get away with it... She needs a package of coal from Santa. }:)

WalkOnBy's picture

Man, I was gonna say that her absence is your best Christmas gift, but now I think the look on her face when she doesn't get a gift is really your gift Smile

Aniki-Moderator's picture

WOB, that's the ONLY thing I'm looking forward to on Christmas day. I doubt SD24 will have a similar look, but I'm certain those two twunts will be beeyotching about it later!

What's sad is that they care more about money than the fact that DH was in the hospital for his HEART. They both suck scabby, pus-y, poop-encrusted donkey arse.

WalkOnBy's picture

Yeah, they are ASSholes, for sure.

I would happily have ASS over to the house if it meant me watching the look on his face when he got zip zero zilch!!

Tuff Noogies's picture

Oh ani, you should scrape together a few gift cards for some friends or close coworkers (or h3ll, even a few pre-paid visas in TINY amounts, with fake names on the envelope) and by all means, pull that mailbox back out!!!! }:)

hereiam's picture

Oh, that would almost be worth putting up with her presence, to see the look on her face when she doesn't get any presents!

I do wish I could've seen/heard what was going through my SD's head when she realized that she wasn't getting anything last year. She called and called, figuring DH would say, "When will you be available for us to give you your Christmas gifts?" Never happened. I guess she will know better this year!

Aniki-Moderator's picture

Hereiam, the first 3 years DH and I were together, the SDs could not be bothered to come over on Christmas. Why not? Because DH didn't have money to buy gifts so they knew they were getting NOTHING. But when they found out that Evil Aniki was buying gifts for the boys and that DH got the boys small gift cards, suddenly they wanted to come for Christmas!! Greedy freakin' twunts.

Dovina's picture

I think either situation is a win. On one hand, if she doesn't come your day will be that much better. On the other, there is such joy watching the precious steplings faces opening up their gifts on Christmas morning. }:) Have the handy camera ready. Iguess santa didn't come to town after all.

Aniki-Moderator's picture

Dovina, it's possible that SD21 will actually be able to school her features and NOT show any emotion about not getting $$$. MAYBE... I'd like to be a fly on the wall afterwards when she and SD24 talk about it. After all, being the evil stepmother, I'm certain that SOMETHING I do will be wrong. ~eye roll~

advice.only2's picture

Well yeah! What you did wrong was NOT buy them their gift cards! I mean geez their dad had heart surgery and can't afford it! So it's up to you the wicked SM to buy the little snowflakes their gifts!

Aniki-Moderator's picture

No surgery, thankfully! Medication is actually working and I hope it continues to do so!!

I used to buy gifts for the beeyotches. USED TO. }:)

Dovina's picture

I can hear it now "Evil calculating Aniki is the reason daddy has no money. She spends it all on booze. Did you see all that alcohol she keeps nearby?" Wink

Aniki-Moderator's picture

Evil Aniki's bar is hidden from the skids. Also, DH and I have never mingled funds. However, with those twunts, the booze is a necessary evil!! That, or Valium...

thinkthrice's picture

HMMM unable to deal with constructive criticism--yep, that's the sign of maturity, alright. /s

Aniki-Moderator's picture

But, thinkthrice, she's 21!!! She's an ADUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLT!!! And since she is obviously smarter than her genius (yes, he is) father, how DARE he give her the correct info so she stops spouting off a bunch of stupidity to everyone?? After all, since she's an ADULT, DH should never have corrected her and let her continue to look like the freaking idiot she is.

Aniki-Moderator's picture

WTF, she deserves a bloody SHAFT of coal. She can divvy it up with SD24 and BioHo.

queensway's picture

This blog hits home with me. I kind of feel her coming and understanding that she is not getting a gift card would be best for your SD. But you Aniki I want you to have what would work best for you. So whatever happens is the way it is going to go down. HOHOHO Hope everything goes well for you and your DH. Cheers!

Aniki-Moderator's picture

Queensway, what I REALLY want is for both of the SDs to come over, be happy to simply spend time with DH, and not be there solely for the money grab. I realize that they are too immature to at least be POLITE to me, but they could try, FFS.