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Aniki-Moderator's picture

Apparently, since DH and I played nice with BioHo at SS19's Army graduation, the kids/skids now seem to think that Mommy and Daddy(stepDaddy) should now be a-okay with doing family acvities together...WITHOUT their spouses. That's right. Aniki and Mr. Pinhead are supposed to stay home so the kids/skids can have family time that they've missed out on for the past 12 years. However, they neglected to okay that with DH and the proverbial shite hit the fan on Saturday.

Friday night, PigPen tells DH that he wants to go pick out pumpkins with SD25, her baby daddy, and their two kids. Oh, and SD22 will be there, too. (Yes, I was already thinking, "What - no Spawn10???). Soooo, DH hauls his arse out of bed earlier than usual on Saturday, gulps down one precious cup of coffee, and leaves to pick up Piggy. They arrive at the farm and, lo and behold, there's the SD25 and famly, SD22, Spawn, and.....BioHo!

DH asked PigPen, "Where's Mr. Pinhead?" To which PigPen stupidly replied, "Oh, he wasn't invited."

DH marched up to BioHo and said, "You can bring PigPen to my house when you're done."
Turned to the kids/skids and said, "Don't pull this bullsht again. Your mother and I are NOT FAMILY. If MY WIFE isn't invited, I'm not interested" and stomped off.

When he came home, he took me out for lunch.

How do I know the details? Because SD22, who lives on social media, whined on Fakebook how p!ssed she was that DH wouldn't "be nice" and "cheated her of family time". A friend of mine called to tell me.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

 

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ProbablyAlreadyInsane's picture

Cheated her of "family" time. LMAO

Your skids are something else trying to pull this s***. YOUR DH THOUGH!!! AWESOME JOB! He deserves a gold star or 12, and he can start a class on how to teach everyone else's DH on how to treat your wife...

Aniki-Moderator's picture

SD22 has never stopped whining about how she is a Child Of Divorce and how SCARRED she is by it. DH has told her countless times to GET THERAPY.

DH and 'Ho fought constantly, so it's not like the kids/skids grew up in a happy environment. It was constantly tense. 'Ho was drunk, or screaming, or both. DH filed for divorce FIVE TIMES. Fifth time was when he finally followed through with it.

We has a lovely lunch... Dirol

TrueNorth77's picture

"A scarred child of divorce".  Let me go find the world's tiniest violin so I can play that for her...

Guess what SD, like 75% of kids are children of divorce (I just made that statistic up, but still), and don't whine about it! Much less at 22! Time to grow up!

Aniki-Moderator's picture

Hey, Step-girlfriend, let me tune MY tiniest violin and we'll play a duet!

Yep. 22 years old, parents divorced 12 YEARS ago, and the marriage years were a constant UGLY battlezone. You'd think the divorce would be much less traumatic than the battlezone, wouldn't you??

ProbablyAlreadyInsane's picture

Probs something BM said. I know Psycho LOVES to tell the kids how great her and DH were. LMAO. She literally slept with anything with man parts, threw things at my DH, belittled him in EVERY way possible. It definitely wasn't happy and they weren't good together... GUess that's what happens when a crazy lady gets herself knocked up on purpose and then proceeds to blackmail the male into marrying her psychotic a$$ so she can use him and sit around all day...

Glad your lunch was lovely! You deserve it!

Aniki-Moderator's picture

I'm surprised BioHo isn't permanently doing the splits from all of the partners she's had. Excuse me while I go barf!!!

lieutenant_dad's picture

Sounds like it's time to invite SD25 somewhere without her spouse, and make sure to invite one of her XBFs.

That is ridiculous. 

Aniki-Moderator's picture

The only exes that SD25 has are one-night-stands. She's been with baby daddy since she was 15yo. The one-nighters are whenever they were "on the outs".

Yes, quite ridiculous. DH divorced 'Ho 12 years ago. Twelve.Freakin'.Years. Their years together were tumultuous, at best. If BioHo hadn't been such a friggin' beeyotch all this time, MAYBE they could have spent some time together cordially. That window was closed, superglued, and nailed shut looooooong ago.

advice.only2's picture

Proof that no good deed goes unpunished! Your DH is ahamazing for not putting up with their sheit!

The whining on fakebook sounds vividly like Spawn (it's her one and only place to bash DH because she has him blocked so she feels free to let her venom fly) little does she know people tell us what she says.

Aniki-Moderator's picture

I honestly do NOT understand why SD22 thinks the continual COD whine is attractive, appealing, or gathers sympathy in any way after aaaaall this time. Then again, she's 22 and a millenial...

Annoyed1's picture

Your husband is awesome! Good on him!

Aniki-Moderator's picture

Dovina, it's pathetic that the skids are still trying to pull this BS after all this time. Especially since DH and 'Ho are both remarried!

Aniki-Moderator's picture

There have been times it's had to be pointed out to him, but DH has actually gotten MUCH better about recognizing the BS. He is baffled as to WHY the skids seem to think that it's acceptable to have "family time" when he and 'Ho are no longer family. Duh.

tog redux's picture

That's just crazy. And so manipulative. Is BioHo in on these shenanigans too, or are they manipulating her, too?

Aniki-Moderator's picture

To be honest, it would not surprise me in the least if BioHo was part of all this BS. And it's NOT because she want's DH back - it's because she's a freaking beeyotch who has no boundaries. Although she didn't want DH after the divorce, she was of the opinion that he should forever remain single and be at her beck and call. It was a solid 3 YEARS before the SDs could reconcile themselves to the fact that "Daddy was dating". Regardless that 'Ho had pooped out another kid, been dumped by Spawn's baby daddy, and had been parading male roomies in and out of the house. "Daddy" was NEVER supposed to move on.

Why the He!! any of them think that MY husband wants "family time" (excuse me while I barf) with his EX 'ho of a wife is friggin' idiocy. FFS, Spawn calls Mr. Pinhead "Daddy", so he has obviously become a Daddy figure in the 'Ho House.

thinkthrice's picture

sounds EXACTLY like OSS22 and the other two younger ones who are even worse.  They're SCARRED FOR LIFE doncha know because of their COD status.  Meanwhile other CODs with NORMAL (a rarity these days) BMs seem to do just fine!!!

Aniki-Moderator's picture

DH and 'Ho have been divorced more than half of SD22's life. The skids were 13, 9, 7, and 4 when they split. PigPen has NO recollection of them ever being an intact family and SS19 remembers very little.

SD22 is an Emo princess who thrives on drama (just like her mother). IMO, it is MUCH more satisfying for her to go through life as an eternal victim to garner pity than to make ANY attempt to "heal".

Aniki-Moderator's picture

I was actually NOT surprised. IMO, the SDs came up with the idea and PigPen was a willing pawn. 'Ho was likely in on it, too.

Kes's picture

What a wonderful story - good for your DH!  It reminded me of an occasion some years ago when the SDs would have been mid teens.  DH had arranged to take SD14 out to London for the day, along with her sister and a few of her buddies, for her birthday.  I, of course, did not go.  

About a week or two later, on our SKID weekend, SD16 made a remark which let me know that NPD BM had gone too!!  In private, I confronted DH about this and he said she just turned up at the train station and he didn't want to make a scene by telling her she couldn't come along.  I wasn't best pleased, I can tell you - my DH didn't have the balls that yours obviously has. 

 

Aniki-Moderator's picture

Kes, I think it might boil down to my DH wanting peace in his life. The SDs and SS19 are adults and he doesn't see them that often. However, he has to live with ME and I would have been VERY unhappy!