Sung to the tune of "It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year"

It's the most horrible time of the year
When the skids are all yelling
And DH is telling you Just Drink More Beer
It's the most horrible time of the year

It's the crap-crappiest season of all
BM’s verbal beatings, crisis custody meetings
When your lawyers call
It's the crap-crappiest season of all

There'll be plenty of squabbles
Expensive skid baubles
And one skid will stomp on your toe
There'll be First Family stories
'cluding BM (so whore-y) you’ll wish
Christmas was long, long ago

It's the most horrible time of the year
DH'll be skid arse-kissing
And your treat stash goes missing
Stolen by which little dear
It's the most horrible time of the year

There'll be gifts too expensive
DH gets defensive
Because it’s his money to blow
But he ran out of money
And isn’t it funny he
Thinks you’ll give up your own dough

It's the most horrible time of the year
There'll be much skid beeyotching
Cuz one toy is glitching
Go grab one more beer
It's the most horrible time
Yes the most horrible time
Oh the most horrible time
Of the year