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How to tell DH "no effing way in hades" in a NICE way?

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Mon, 02/27/2017 - 11:44am

My family has a summer house in another state. DH and I usually go twice a year (Spring and Fall). This year, we won't be going until Summer because:
1) DH has to work another shift for someone who will be out on surgery,
2) PrincASS graduates from HS (end of CS!!), and,
3) PrincASS is joining the Army at the end of May.

Yesterday, DH tells me that BioHo thinks we should take PigPen with us on vacation. WHAT.THE.F*CK.

Firstly, I 853% RESENT that 'Ho so much as suggesting a brand of potato chips to try, much less taking her kid on OUR vacation.

The Twelve Days of Skidmas

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Thu, 12/08/2016 - 11:42am

I wrote this 2 years ago. Perhaps I should revise it...

The Twelve Days of Skidmas

On the First day of Skidmas,
My skids gave to me:
An F in American His’try.

On the Second day of Skidmas,
My skids gave to me:
Two pissy sheets
And an F in American His’try.

On the Third day of Skidmas,
My skids gave to me:
Three burnt toast
Two pissy sheets
And an F in American His’try.

OT - my darling furbaby has cancer

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Mon, 10/24/2016 - 7:30am

My darling boy - the best-est, sweetest, most loving, smartest dog in the whole universe - was diagnosed with osteosarcoma in his left, front leg. My world is on the brink of collapsing.

Mr. P is my forever love and my guardian angel and has literally saved my life twice. The first time was when I was going through severe depression and didn't even want to get out of bed. I HAD to so he could be fed and go outside to do his biz and get some play time. And since I was up, I decided to go ahead and get ready for work and go in.

NO Christmas

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Fri, 10/14/2016 - 3:35pm

DH just told me he doesn't want to have Christmas this year. Oh, he'll buy presents, but he does not want a mass skid invasion, no decorations, no food. Woo hoo!!!!!!!!!!

I am SO hoping he doesn't change his mind!! }:)

Welcome to Adulthood SD20!

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Tue, 08/30/2016 - 11:23am

SD20 just moved in with her bf, Troglodyte.
The bf my DH (and his coworkers) cannot stand (they worked together for a few months).
The bf who has a lot of the classic abuser traits my first H had, like:
* having a hissy fit when SD goes anywhere (aside from work) without him so now they do EVERYTHING together
* criticizing SD's outfits until she wears what he wants aaaaaand she now asks him what to wear

OT - Repetetive Strain Injury

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Mon, 07/11/2016 - 1:30pm

I have RSI in both of my hands. Doc thought he'd have to cut off my wedding rings but got them off with mineral oil (phew). I have been resting and icing my hands for a week now. All weekend, I did NOTHING strenuous (no typing or writing or even dishes) and rested. Actually had to BUY a cake instead of baking one (gads) for a family dinner last night. Thought things were getting better. Until...

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