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OT - Have Yourself A Boozy Little Christmas

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Have Yourself A Boozy Little Christmas

Sung to the tune of "Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas"

Have yourself a boozy little Christmas
Let your head be light
Hopefully the skids will soon be out of sight
Have yourself a boozy little Christmas
Make the Yuletide gay
Mentally, your troubles will be miles away

Joy is sucked from the holidays
Cuz DH spawned with a skank whore
Greedy skids who expect money
Will all come running once more
Through the years we all will be together
Try not to mad-cow

Hide a wine bottle among the Christmas tree boughs
And have yourself a boozy little Christmas now!

Drink and repeat!

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Aniki-Moderator's picture

Blonde, that's the only reason the SDs ever contact DH: MONEY. I'm hoping they will cut their visit short on Christmas day when they find out there are no gift certificates!!!

Aniki-Moderator's picture

I know!!! DH is a big ol' meanie head for paying his hospital bill instead of spending big bucks on the skids!!!

Dovina's picture

Oh Aniki, you have the best humor. Thank you for the chuckle in the sad sad step world.
I now have so many new songs on my playlist to play Christmas day. }:)

CANYOUHELP's picture

This is a keeper Aniki...one that can replay in our minds and imaginations, Thank you for sharing your creativity with us!