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Submitted by TickedOff on Sat, 09/14/2013 - 5:43pm

Just came from the gas station and there was a young woman there wearing these tight short shorts that had literally half her butt spilling out. She bent over and I had DH look away. You could see her fish lips when she bent over . I think she may have been going to the beach judging by the bikini top that barely covered her bee stings. And she was no size one.

SMH if that was one of your SD's I feel bad for you and her.

Who wants to wear another person's panties?

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Submitted by TickedOff on Wed, 09/11/2013 - 8:20am

My underwear keeps disappearing every time I do a load of laundry. I thought that DD6 might just be playing around taking them or grabbed them by mistake. When I asked her she gave me the ewwy face and swore she would never touch my nasty panties. I checked SD18's room when she went off to school. And I bet you can guess what I found in her top drawer .Three pairs of my panties. In her closet another pair of my panties where found in her hamper bloody. Not my blood because I had a hysterectomy.

DH when I'm pissed off about your kids it is not sexy time

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Submitted by TickedOff on Tue, 09/10/2013 - 9:17am

SD15 called crying that her boyfriend broke up with her and he won’t go to her ultrasound because they fight too much. Her aunt works tomorrow and she has no one to take her. DH also works tomorrow. So I say Finnnnnnnnne I will take her. I'm not in the mood but she needs someone to be there for her. I cooked breakfast this morning and I went to use the bathroom and came out and all the food was gone. SD18 you are old enough to know you don’t get seconds until everyone has had first!

Over dramitic loud crying from a teenager

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Submitted by TickedOff on Thu, 08/29/2013 - 2:54pm

DH told SD18 she is no longer on our car insurance because she threw shorts in my face. So because she wants to be disrespectful we are no longer sharing a car with her. He handed her a 30 day bus pass. She stomps up the stairs saying we only love BD6 and its so not fair blah blah blah. Now I can hear her overdramatic loud crying.

Seriously who needs to make all of that noise when they cry. She is 18 not 2. She wants us to hear her screaming we treat her like a kid and this is unfair. I feel like stomping up the stairs myself and telling her to shut up.

Help me think of a good grounding or payback

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Submitted by TickedOff on Thu, 08/29/2013 - 9:15am

SD18 was wearing my shorts last night but claims they where hers. Mine has a pocket on the side so I know they are mines. She says she will give them back but drives off th school still wearing them. When she gets home I text her to put them in my laundry in the morning. This morning she is in getting ready for class and I ask for my shorts she gets huffy and additudey. " Their not yours and I'm not giving them to you". Ok so I head to her room to get them myself. She rushes up the stairs. I've recently started recovering from surgery so I can't go as fast as her.

SD wearing my clothes and saying their hers

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Submitted by TickedOff on Wed, 08/28/2013 - 6:28pm

SD18 comes downstairs for dinner in my shorts. I told her to take my shorts off and she swears up and down their hers and we have similar shorts. We do but mines are a size smaller than hers and they have a side pocket so I know my shorts. She agreed to take them off after dinner. After dinner she takes of to her night class. I texted her if my shorts aren't in my hands by the end of the night I will be going in her room and picking out and outfit I like.

SD17 twerking all over the internet.

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Submitted by TickedOff on Fri, 05/24/2013 - 12:10pm

Don't teenagers understand that whatever you put on the internet last forever. SD17 decided to post a video of herself on youtube twerking it. For all of you who don't know from what I saw twerking it is doing a handstand with your knees bent while trying to only shake one butt cheek at a time. She posted a video of her and some friends twerking it. In the video she had her pants pulled down with half her ass hangiing out.

Head hung in shame

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Submitted by TickedOff on Thu, 05/02/2013 - 4:36pm

We found out SD15 is indeed pregnant. My head is hung in shame for believing her lies and excuses. I am pissed and have bet since we found out. I'm pissed that BM is in prison so we have to deal with this. SD thinks that a baby is like a living doll. Something to look at and play with. I'm just pissed and for the longest I was to ashamed to blog and admmit that I was the fool for believing her.

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