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Ticked just lost her damn mind!

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Went into my toiletry baggy to get my electric razor. My razor whas gone. Asked DH if he used it to shave his face nope. Asked DD did she go in mommy's stuff and take it nope. Walked up stairs checked the girls bathroom. Its laying in the tub with hair all over it. I knocked on both doors asking who used it SD15 steps out with an attitude " Yeah I borrowed it, you can have it back just clean it". This girl rolls her eyes and tries to close the door in my face. At that point I swear my face lit up red and you could probably see the top of my house lift up and shake.

WHAT THE F*CKING HELL IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE!

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A young couple with a one year old came into the office. The girl was so small it looked like she may have just turned one. I was waiting for them to finish filling out paper work when I see the baby fall off of the mother's lap. The mother did not have a grip on the child she just held the paper work over the child's head trying to fill it out and the child fell. Normally if a baby falls the parents jump up and scoop up the child checking to make sure they are ok.

Ticked Twerking It!

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Went up to tell SD18 to turn down her music. Her door was cracked per the rule and I see her twerking with her friends in the background saying get it. Ok so you won't follow the rules and behave like a classy young lady. I warned you. I slipped into my hot pants and one shoulder off shirt. Walked straight up to SD18's room.

Pet Peeves?

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This is a little off topic but right this minute my office assistant is doing that thing where you suck up your snot instead of blowing your noise and it's driving me up the wall. I gave him a box of tissue but he keeps doing it and I saw him wipe his nose with his hand and keep typing. Politetly asked him to go wash his hands and I wiped down his keyboard with a disinfecting wipe. starting to have thoughts of shoving the box of tissue up his nose.

What drives you up the wall?

O.T am I the only one?

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The things I cook never come out right. If I use a recipe my mom tought me its perfect if I use anyone elses recipe it looks like dog food. When a 6 year old says mommy what's that and you explain its meatloaf you know there is a promblem. I don't get it. SD18 made biscuts by the book fluffy and delicous I followed the exact same recipe and end up with dough balls hard on the outside burnt on the bottom and chewy on the inside. I give up.

Does anyone else deal with this Sh*t litteraly?

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My DD is sick and came running into my room this morning saying she had to throw up in the trash can because the bathroom is gross. My DD showers in my tub and uses my toilet because I know those girls keep things a mess up there. I go and take a look. Mind you two young ladies share that bathroom 15 and 18. There is hair everywhere a wet towel lying in the tub surrounded by grease and dirt and a thick hairy ring around the tub. The toilet is clogged and there is a water problem I guess because the toilet won't flush and the tank won't fill with water.

O.T Hair dying

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this is what SD15's hair look like now http://www.pinterest.com/pin/139893132147893491/ ( no this is not her just the hair syle she coppied). I like the style but the color no. Why? Why does everyone waht to dye their hair the colors of the rainbow I don't get it. I don't think it helps with the dump teen mom steryotype either. I'm not going to put her down. But really? I just don't get it. Someone please enlighten me.

Ugggggh FML

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Heater won't work. SD18 was on the phone last night all night giggling loud as hell. DH didn't let me fall asleep first because he wanted to talk so after he finnaly fell asleep I had to listen to him snoring. DD had an asthma edpisode so I let her sleep with me and she kiccked and coughed all night. So no sleep for me. The UPS man came this morning with a pacakge for DH and I after signing for it and closing the door I realized I was only wearing a shirt my house shoes and oh yeah a thong ! He might not have noticed sense he didn't say anything.

O/T To todays generation : Reader beware high volume of curse words

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Walking out of work two young boys where on the bench talking. While closing up for the night I hear part of their conversation where one guys says to the other " Man she was just suppose to be my bang bang girl and now she my baby mama". Driving home just thinking and man I just need to rant.

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