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I'm a step grandmother now

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SD16 is now a mother. DH and I aren't exactly thrilled but there is this beautiful pink little boy with ten fingers and ten toes sitting across from me in his mother's lap. I have nothing but love for him at this moment. When SD was rushed into labor and delivery it was my hand she reached out for. It was me who she begged to stay by her side. She said to me " Ticked please stay with me it hurts really bad, You're the only one I trust". After the intense delivery process she said to me "Dad, Ticked please help me to be a good parent".

MIL can shove this gift where the sun don't shine

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MIL is going out of town tonight so she dropped by with some gifts for us. Got DH a few rounds of golf, SD16 expensive earphones, DD a doll set and me a teeth whitening gift certificate. I would rather her not spend a dime on me then to try me with a gift like this. No I never mentioned anything to her about teeth whitening. No I do not have bad teeth. And no she was not being thoughtful. Her and both know what she was trying to do. I'm taking my gift for her back for something cheap and stupid like a dollar store tea kettle.

Why I hate people in general

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Yep ticked is b*tching again and you know I speak the truth. In the past few days I have been reminded why I can't stand people. My neighbors across the street have like ten cars parked in their driveway blocking other people from entering their homes. Last night I come home from work to two random cars parked in my driveway and had to go across the street to tell them to move their cars. Who does that? A young female comes into my office in baggy shorts and a sports bra wearing sun glasses asking me to help her find a job.

Anyone else go to a winter concert for their kid or stepkid? Don't judge me

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Don't judge me. I went to DD's 1st grade winter concert last night and it got ugly. It was over crowded. I had DD7 dressed in a white frilly dress with glittered snowman hair clips in her raven hair and white mini heels so she stood out. The dress code was just dress your kid in white. Anyways so yeah my pumpkin was looking pretty as a picture and had a speaking part. I wanted to record it but of course as soon as they are about to preform everyone wants to stand their assess up. I'm 5ft3 so even if I stand up I can't see.

Don't touch my....

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What is the one thing of yours that someone is liable to lose a finger or paw if touched?

I just need a fun blog to keep my head leveled.

Don't touch my

1.remote during a new episode of law and order svu or Criminal minds

2. plate at holdiay meals ( or my plate period unless your a fur baby and I give you scraps)

3. apple crisp snack especially the last one

4. lipstick or my favorite mink muff nail polish

5. shaving razor( for real I shouldn't even have to say that)

Yours?

Week of pampering thanks to DH feeling guilty

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Everything Has been just weighing on me. The whole drama with SD18 and BM's sister, SD16 being pregnant and needing support. BM causing drama from behing bars and putting up with DH slacking. After dealing with all of that I have to deal with early menopause. I just went outside and had a mini cigar. DH walks out back to see me sitting on DD's picnic table lit cigar in hand one finger to my forhead deep in thought. I was just talking to myself in italian just mumbling and ranting. He sat by me and rubbed my back and I calmy told him everything I'm wrestling with and how I feel.

don't mind me just need to blow off some steam: Language alert

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DH GET YOUR ASS HOME. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU ARE CHECKING YOUR CAR OUT? NOTHING IS WRONG WITH YOUR DAMN CAR. HURRY THE F*CK UP! YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN ON YOUR WAY HOME FROM WORK HALF AN HOUR AGO.I HAVE HAD MY DAMN TIME WASTED ENOUGH TODAY. I GOT LOST FOR 2 HOURS EARLIER BECAUSE OF MY STUPID ASS BOSS WANTING ME TO GET OFFICE DECORATIONS. I'M HAVING A BAD MENOPAUSE DAY I DO NOT NEED THIS. YOU SAID YOU WERE TAKING ME TO DINNER AND A MOVIE SO TAKE ME TO FUCKING DINNER! YOU WILL CALL ME WHEN YOUR'E ON YOUR WAY COME THE F*CK ON.

F*CK THIS SH*TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

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My boss sent me to this craft store to get things to decorate the office. I've never been in this part of town before now I'm f*cking lost. My GPS app won't work now I'm stuck waiting for DH or my Boss to answer the phone and give me directions back. No one is answering I'm about to have a f*cking panick attack. I'm sitting at a gas station in this long stretch of town got off at the wrong exit and don't know how to get back. This f*cking suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks Asssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!

would this be over stepping?

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SD15 got three F's and all in important subjects Math ,English and Science. She was very nonchalant about it like pffffft. Its not ok she is going to be a mom soon she needs to learn responsiblity I feel like marching up the stairs and taking away her phone and computer. DH is working until morning and I'm not ok with her sitting up there posting pics and texting away while blowing off her school work. I pay for the phone and internet bills. Would this be over stepping?

DH mad at SD18 me hiding in the corner being nosey

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SD18 posted some pictures on facebook boasting about being drunk and high. Pictures with smoke being blown in the air,one with a beer bottle between her boobs, two of her drinking with her middle finger up. one with her pants pulled halfway down exposing her ass and her tattoo that says "cheeeks and one with her boyfriend pointing to her exposed ass in a baring bikini with a big cheesy grin on his face. DH was pissed. He called her and I could hear him yelling. I hear her say " I thought I made that album so you can't see it".

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