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OT: Entitlement at its finest!

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https://www.yahoo.com/parenting/21-year-old-sues-parents-for-college-tui... I have this fear for the future. It's actually in dh's court order that he has to pay half of college tuition for an in-state school. The attorney said the "courts can't hold you to it though if you don't have the funds." Oh yeah? Doesn't look like it anymore.

I smell a rat and I believe it's dh...

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Dh has taken a sudden interest in his personal appearance. Which is perplexing to me.

Quick background: Dh and twat waffle work for the same company. Company has no set dress-code. Dh always dresses for "comfort" at work (ex. jeans, t-shirt, hoodie). When we met he dressed better than he does now, mostly I assume because he was on the "prowl".

My gift to you, BM...

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In a place called 'fantasy land' I like to imagine giving bm (Twat Waffle) a gift for the holidays. I've mentioned it to dh numerous times to which he always replies, "Don't waste our money on her." Agreed, of course. But I still like to imagine all the wonderful things I could give her, in a passive-aggressive way, that would say Merry Christmas you soul-sucking, happiness stealing, money grubbing, nosey twat.

Here are a list of my favorites:

1) A thesaurus and dictionary (since she spelled gnats knats in an inter-office email three times)

Ode to 'Back to the Future'....

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Great Scott!!! If you had a time machine what, if anything, would you change about step-hell?

I would've have maintained separate residences. And I'm pretty sure I wouldn't have married dh (sad but true). We might still be dating but he'd have his own little hovel I could scurry him away to when he and ss wore on my nerves. Ah, those were the good ol' days for Mofo.

It's the holidays! Code for: DH is pining for the "family and life" he once had...

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DH is a douche-canoe. We seem to go through this every year at this time. DH manages, much like my asshat ex-husband, to suck the ever-loving joy out of the holidays. He mopes. He sighs. He acts like a teenage girl with a love sick crush. And it's because he isn't a "unit" anymore with ss. He longs for the day when he and ss and bm were one family.

In-laws and their unnatural attachement to BMs...

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Miss Kay's response to another blog got me to thinking. She mentioned that the in-laws would pull out photos of bm and dh around her and she subsequently cut them out of her life *Good for you, Miss Kay Smile *

I had a similar experience. My MIL kept pictures, including wedding, of dh and bm up long after we married. So I too cut those vile, putrid soul-sucking in-laws out of my life as well.

On the first day of Christmas my dh gave to me... *sung to the classic tune*

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A migraine headache with his Disney Dad parenting....

Ok Steptalkers, finish it up. We have 11 more complaints or festering wounds that can fill up the song. I could surely do it myself but why wallow in my own misery alone?

Dh can be a great husband for 11 months of the year but with Christmas approaching he kicks up his guilty daddddddy parenting and pity party for his special snowflake cod.

So bring on the eggnog and be sure there's plenty of whiskey in it for me...

Quick show of hands: Who else's BM goes into crazy over drive during the holidays?

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Just curious how many other StepTalkers go through this every year at this time? Our bm (twat waffle) always amps her level of crazy up to warp speed during the holidays.

Does anyone else experience this or is it just our albatross to bear?

To quote the Knickerbockers, "Lies, lies it's all I ever get from you," dh...

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The double standard that seems to prevail is one thing, but the lies are quite another. Early on in our relationship dh lied about several big things regarding bm and ss, thus I have always been apprehensive to say the least when it comes to trusting him.

I believed we had turned a corner and things were greatly improving... Until this morning. I check our bank statement daily, as we are on a budget and the holidays are coming. I notice a charge of $30 for books at a bookfair at ss's school.

What would be your reaction if BM was asking your DH personal questions about you and your ex?

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I recently had the pleasure of experiencing this very scenario. To which my dh vehemently responded, via email, "Princess Mofo's personal life is none of your business." Of course this only ramped up crazyass twat waffle. She even threatened legal action if he didn't disclose my private business, regarding my ex-husband and myself, to her.

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