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It'll be a cold day in Hell...

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"It'll be a cold day in Hell when I attend another family function on my side." As spoken by dh yesterday.

If you've been following along you know approximately a week ago we attempted to attend a wedding of one of dh's cousins. Attempted being the pertinent word here. As predicted, the cloven hoofed one materialized in a haze of sulfur and despair and thwarted any appearance we would have made.

I wish Karma was like pizza...

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I wish Karma was like pizza, so you could order it and have it delivered 30 minutes later.

I get frustrated, to say the very least, by the lack of "Karma", payback, just desserts, etc. that seem to never fall upon twat waffle. It seems that swampcunt could fall into a vat of pig shit and still come out smelling like a rose.

I'm a patient woman, but even I have my limits. And my patience is running thin waiting, waiting, waiting, for Karma to catch up with cloven hoofed one... Rant over.

The monster I've created and an update to the 'Summertime Blues' blog...

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Well, I won. Or more accurately dh won.

Dh finally sent the paperwork in via fax. Emailed twat waffle with the info and told her ss would be doing summer camp. As predicted in true 'golden uterus' fashion she pitched a fit and snakes sprung from her head. She sent a series of emails to dh telling him xyz of why he can't do this or that. Dh told her to read her paperwork, or find someone to read for her, or contact her attorney.

If I could save time in a bottle... I'd chuck it at dh's head!!

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Time has been marching on and if you've been following the latest drama in the Mofo house, you will know we've come down to a battle of wills. Summer school/camp paperwork has been filled out. I expressly told dh to drop it off and get ss enrolled as I would not be providing "free" childcare while my bios are at camp all summer.

Paperwork disappeared last week off the desk. Joy! But oh, no... Hold on, Mofo. You know better than that.

Place your bets, Step-talkers... The Summertime Blues Part Deux

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The paperwork is just sitting here, as it has for days. Dh checked to see if our district would allow ss to attend summer camp (the one my bios will be attending through their school for the month of June) for two days a week. They will since ss is a 50/50 resident here, so problem solved... Or so I thought.

Oh there ain't no cure for the summertime blues...

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And thus it begins again. Dh informs me Friday that twat waffle has ordained ss will not be attending summer school. Evidently all the years of me hitting the man over the head and reiterating the mantra "not my monkey, not my circus" paid off because dh immediately piped up with, "Well Princess Mofo has a lot on her plate this summer and will be unavailable for babysitting, so I will make other arrangements and provide you with the contact info when I have it."

The Epiphany...

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Mofo: "The only reason I am in twat waffle's crosshairs is because I care about you."

Dh: *crickets* *Followed by blank stare*

And there you have it step-talkers... The most absolutely profound truth I've ever experienced.

I think I'll start using dh's CO for toilet paper since it's that worthless...

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Two years ago twat waffle took dh to court to modify custody. She lost. They did however, hammer out a new CO and PP. It contained some minor changes. The money it cost to do this was not minor however. Thousands of dollars that I helped bankroll.

The attorney and I both made it abundantly clear to dh that the best way to safeguard himself from devil cunts tantrums and demands was to abide by the CO, at all costs. As we all know here, the best way to cut a bpd bm off at the knees, is to follow the CO to the T. No deviations, no modifications, no exceptions.

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