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O/T "Hunger" In America; Maybe It's Just Me But. . .

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Does anyone see the dichotomy here? All the time on television and in the stores there are campaigns to "stamp out hunger" in the United States.

Every time I see a "poor" person at the grocery store or in Walmart, they are usually of the non-slim variety with LOADS of junque food in their cart purchased courtesy of EBT (Every Bodies Taxes).

Meanwhile we hear constantly of a child obesity pandemic in the U.S.

Anyone Else Here Have Their Cutlery Thrown in the Garbage by Skids?

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My theory on this is that skids never ate with real metal silverware. Only plastic cutlery from the drive thrus at the BM's house. So naturally they'd just toss the cutlery.

I used to see my spoons, forks and knives continuously tossed in the trash after skids ate their "kid friendly" meals that Chef cooked them (and that I gave up cooking them after I disengaged and realized that I expected my bios to eat what was put in front of them just as my parents had taught me).

Can't Find Willow's Blog on Gay Marriage Ruling

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Saw a glimpse of it over the weekend on my phone. Not sure if this aspect was covered or not in the posts.

Now I believe that a gay couple should have the right to be as miserable as a hetero couple, pardon the cynicism, however here's an issue. Used to be you could get UNmarried benefits such as health insurance coverage etc.

CHOOO! CHOOOO!! ALLLLL ABBOOOOOAARRRRDDD the Summer School Express

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. . .in which the ENTIRE school year of skipping classes and not doing homework will be made up by a few sessions of snacks during the summer. Miraculous!!!

It will be Dominatrix's (SD stb 17) tenth season of summer school in a row. A new low, I suppose.

Pumpkinhead (OSS stb 19) went to summer school pretty much from grade 7 onward. Pretty sure Dom won't graduate HS in four years--which I hear is a more common phenomenon nowadays. She failed both the Algebra Regents and the "special ed" Algebra Regents/or "do-over."

So To Join In With the Other Father's Day from PAS Out Land. ..

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I see Dominatrix posted on FB:

"Special happy fathers day to my amazing mom (Girhippo), your not just my mom your my dad too and so lucky for that! Thanks Ma love you!:)"

AND

"I may not have my own father to say happy fathers day to but id like to say happy fathers day to (Battleaxe Galactica's--aka BM's BM current hubby), my Uncle (guy friend to Chef when Chef was married to the Gir), (Girhippo's Grandfather) my bestfriends dad, and most importantly (StepDaddyBigBucks)
Happy fathers day guys! Love you all"

O/T My Older Cat Received a "Lion Cut" End Boobs Look Like Ball Sack!

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And boy does she look like she was ALL FUR. She's basically a head, four feet "puffs" and a puff at the end of her tail!!! She's getting used to it and seems to cuddle more for warmth. She feels like a Q TIP!!!

Another funny thing--her "end boobs" look like a BALL SACK!! Aye Carumba--The "Mature" cat!! BWA HA HA HA HA!!

The BB that "Annie Oakley" Dominatrix SD shot into her years ago is still at the base of her tail and more noticeable obviously. Annoying but doesn't seem to bother her as much as it does me.

O/T Pet Grooming--Specifically of the Feline Nature

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So tomorrow my two cats are scheduled for a full court press groom.

It will be my older medium haired Siamese mix cat's first Lion cut.

My Bombay who is shorter haired will be getting the regular shampoo, nail clip, ear clean and teeth brush.

Anyone have any experience with this? Will I have to guard my older cat against sunburn? Will my younger Bombay recognize her or think she's a foreign cat?

They both go outdoors when supervised (by me of course; Chef couldn't even supervise his own spawn)

Biohazard Alert! For Any of You Who Live In Upstate NY!!

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Public Service Announcement:

Do NOT visit any ice cream stands that begin with the letter "P" between Rochester NY and Syracuse NY or you may ingest e-coli by way of Dominatrix being employed there for the summer.

Ah yes. The infamous skids who never washed their hands, hair, bathed, brushed their teeth, wiped nor flushed.

(((SHUDDER))))

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