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Seriously Girhippo? Dominatrix Scores a Tardy On Second Day of School!!

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Mon, 09/14/2015 - 7:46am

In the Gir's school district (and yes, she literally OWNS the school district) school started on the 10th; one day after all the other school districts in the area because we know this area of upstate ny is "speshul."

Literally the next day, Dominatrix (SD stb 17) scored her first tardy!!!!

Yep that's MOTY parenting for you!!

And already one "F" in homework due--failure to complete/return a simple three sentence paragraph.

Let the games begin!

Now That Pumpkinhead (OSS will be 19 next week) Is Back In Town. . .

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Wed, 09/09/2015 - 11:23am

AND Dominatrix is stb 17 AND Prince Hygiene (YSS) is approaching 13, I'm thinking very seriously about getting a home security system.

Pumpkinhead discovered weed about two years ago and is a pot fiend. He also is underemployed. He also has entitlement issues and thinks his dad owes him something (other than the whopping fistfuls of cash that Chef has paid in CS over the years)

Combine the fact that Chef doesn't believe in locking the front door and the garage; often leaves his vehicle keys in the ignition and wallet left out in the unlocked vehicle. . .

O/T My Daughter-In-Law To Be Is Shopping for Wedding Dresses--Advice Needed

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Tue, 09/08/2015 - 10:56am

Needless to say they are quite pricey. Now her parents are well-to-do and have offered to pay for the whole thing, but she has mentioned that they are the type to have strings attached in the end. I have also offered to help but she and my son want to be as independent as possible and not have an elaborate, pricey wedding.

Any suggestions of where any of you STalkers got a good deal on wedding attire?

Confirmed: OSS (will be 19 in Two Weeks) Moved Back to the Mothership!!

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Tue, 09/08/2015 - 9:05am

Lasted one year exactly. Pumpkinhead is now back in the Gir's neck of the woods. Seems he didn't make it as a rock star in the "Big City" which is 45 minutes away. He's either living with the Gir herself OR with Battleaxe Gallactica (Gir's enmeshed BM)

Enrolled in community college for exactly three months. Got the Pell, TAP and student loans then ditched. Now works part time in a seasonal gaming store.

Food Poisoning Alert!! Just Found the Girhippo and Battleaxe Gallactica's Side Business on FB

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Thu, 09/03/2015 - 1:57pm

For those of you in upstate NY somewhere between Rochester and Syracuse, please avoid all "exclusively soup" businesses!

That's right. Since February, the Girhippo and her enmeshed BM have started yet another business in hopes of "hitting the big time on the Food Network" (TM)

One of the problems is that they have recruited PRINCE HYGIENE (YSS 12.5) in the kitchen!!!!!

Care for some Salmonella Bisque? Or perhaps some Campylobacter Consomme?

:sick: :sick:

Emancipated Pumpkinhead (OSS stb 19) Has a Seasonal Job at an Outlet Mall In the BM's Hometown--Possible UN-emancipation Looming

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Wed, 09/02/2015 - 10:06am

Last year at this time, Pumpkinhead emancipated himself by "secretly" moving out of the Girhippo (BM)household and into his paternal Uncle's house which is about almost an hour away from the Gir's house.

Since then he's:

Looks Like Dominatrix Will Be Repeating the 10th Grade. . .

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Thu, 08/27/2015 - 3:17pm

Which is HIGHLY unusual because she's been passed up a notch every year. She's in special ed classes as well for her "learning disability" which I call L.O.B. (lack of belt) but bombs out in those as well.

She took a photo of her new course assignments and all the courses listed say 9/10th grade. She's going to be 17 in a couple of months and has NEVER repeated a grade. Looks like she's given up on Spanish classes as well--probably a good idea considering she gets crater fail grades in English her first language.

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