Confirmed: OSS (will be 19 in Two Weeks) Moved Back to the Mothership!!
Lasted one year exactly. Pumpkinhead is now back in the Gir's neck of the woods. Seems he didn't make it as a rock star in the "Big City" which is 45 minutes away. He's either living with the Gir herself OR with Battleaxe Gallactica (Gir's enmeshed BM)
Enrolled in community college for exactly three months. Got the Pell, TAP and student loans then ditched. Now works part time in a seasonal gaming store.
I can only imagine the stress on StepDaddyBigBucks knowing that Pumpkinhead is just another failure to launch spoiled, entitled COD who was told by the Gir 'n' clan that life is one big giant unicorn farting glitter.
Problem is that Pumpkinhead, despite looking like a 40 year old unattractive female, will be unable to ride that unicorn seeing he can not be a GUBM sucking off a man's wallet.
His excuse for coming back?
He misses Dominatrix (SD stb 17) and Prince Hygiene (YSS stb 13).
(clears throat in disbelief)
Which begs the question: will the Girhippo and Battleaxe Galactica be the next Food Network stars due to their (bacteria laden) soup business?