"I wake up and realize that my final exam is today. I don't know why I didn't know it is today or why I am so horribly unprepared. I didn't attend most of the classes. Neither did I study for this important test. How could I be so stupid? I am most certainly going to fail. Maybe I could cheat? Maybe I can fake an illness and get a postponement? If I fail, they will kick me out of the engineering program. Moreover, if they kick me out, my parents will surely kick me out of the house. They warned me that this would happen should I fail. What am I going to do? Oh God! Help me!"

Do you help your skids out with their homework?

a) Yes. I stay on top of it. Every day I ask about their homework and if they need help. I am very actively involved in their studies.

b) Yes I help out sometimes if they come and ask me.

c) I did try to help them out once. But either my efforts to help failed or I was unappreciated. So now days I just don’t bother. Maybe I’ll help – if they ask me nicely – maybe.

d) No. Should they ask me, I tell them to go see SO. Skids and their studies is of no concern to me.

I did it last week and it was a hoot. So I thought I'd do it again.

Rules: "Deliver a punchline of something silly/stupid that the BM said, or something that you said to the BM. No context is required."

Donkeykong to DW
"I know what the CO says! Unlike you however, I don't sleep with it at night!"

"Yes I know SS is sick, but since you are the one who scheduled this doctor's appointment, I don't see why I have to take him."

Sorry to keep you waiting.