I always say, everyone has that one thing in life they just do better than anyone else. For SS12, it's screwing up. The quality and quantity with which he screws up is both monumental and dumbfounding all at once. I rarely see anything like it. The latest incident happened this morning at exactly 8:36 am when one of our neighbors came ringing our doorbell, waking us up, to let us know that DH's truck doors were open.

I know that actual answer is probably yes, but right this minute he is being rude! I KNOW his dumb tablet has a headphone jack so I don't have to keep hearing him play that same stupid Lorde song on repeat, and yes, SS14, DH probably DID want to eat his leftover wings from last night, so asking him whether he wanted them AFTER THE FACT is pretty much moot point, isn't it? DH has a much higher tolerance for this than I do, apparently, because he's said nothing.

I swear, if we don't spend every other weekend/every Friday night engaging in some kind of food battle or another with the skids, it's just not a weekend with them. It is always one battle or the other, depending on which skid we're talking about. SS12 is a human garbage disposal. I swear I wouldn't be surprised to find he has high cholesterol and is pre-diabetic. Everything he eats, he has to add extra salt/sugar/cheese/seasoning/sour cream/butter/mayonnaise, etc. to, and not only that, he eats until he is basically forced to stop.

It finally occurred to me today the reason why SS14's changing voice is so irritating to me. It's because it sounds like a vuvuzela. You know, it has that kind of honking quality to it that's just annoying enough to sound like a swarm of yellow jackets are stinging your eardrums? Also, it probably is irritating because every time I hear it, he is saying something totally dumb/irrelevant/attention-seeking/argumentative, and then, if he starts getting aggravated, it starts cracking really badly, and then he sounds like Tarzan yowling in the jungle. Oh my God, I just can't stand it.