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Submitted by thinkthrice on Sat, 08/02/2014 - 9:59am

The mammoth PASinator BM posted on her FB account:

When I get old, I'm going to move in with my kids
Hog the computer
Pay no bills
Eat all the food
Trash the house
And when asked to clean, pitch a fit like it's killing me.

Ummmm, don't think she'll need to worry about this. At the rate that her FTL (fail to launch) kids are going with their 1.5 GPA, they'll NEVER move out (thus continuing her CS forever!)

Unless it's a reverse scheme to get more CS seeing that SHE and Bigbucks Stepdaddy are living with the SKIDS!

:barf:

My Name is Soon-To-Be Schlep

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Sat, 08/02/2014 - 9:40am

And you are all sprinting to Hell by having feelings of resentment toward the wonderful children who curse you, assault you, steal from you, slander you, lie to you, ignore you, turn up their noses at every thing you give/feed them, use every avenue available to cause chaos, disruption and drama with the end game of acting as double agent for the blessed birth mom and breaking up your marriage with their father who should have never left their mother in the first place.

And now I'm off like a prom dress to the optometrist to get my spectacles tinted a deeper shade of rose.

BigBucks Stepdad Cryptic Entry in FB

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Fri, 08/01/2014 - 1:23pm

Or maybe NOT so cryptic:

"These blues stations on Pandora, KEEP ME SANE." (BB King, Bill Withers, etc)

HMMMMM. I personally do not know how he manages to live in the same house with three oversized, slow-witted, juvenile delinquent ferals and their BFF mommykins!!

You'd have to be pratically catatonic not to notice the gigantic loud-ass slobs.

I am SO with Weird AL on this!!!

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Mon, 07/28/2014 - 3:16pm

LOVE this video!!!

I expressed my love for it when they played a clip of it on one of Chef's fav shows. He gave me this "look" like I was being petty. While I admit my English is not always perfect, Chef and his spawn are off the charts god awful.

Chef professes his love of books, yet he has horrific comprehension skills when reading.

And all three of his spawn are SERIOUS grammar, spelling and punctuation violators.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Gv0H-vPoDc

Delusions of Grandeur (My Three Skids)

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Mon, 07/28/2014 - 2:05pm

OSS just graduated from High School with a D- average. No plans for full-time employment. God knows he won't be joining the military as that would end the CS gravy train. He works about 4-8 hours a week at a local slop joint, is a pothead and has gained back massive amounts of weight with a beer belly to rival St. Nick's. All of that CS wasted on Rock Star Camp!! Could it be that the BM clan lied when they told OSS that he had musical talent?

Visited My Old Neighbor Lady Last Weekend. . .and

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Thu, 07/24/2014 - 8:57am

she lost her husband 8 years ago, is NOT dating and is as HAPPY AS A CLAM LIVING THE SINGLE LIFE!!

She's in her eighties and looks as spry as ever. I haven't seen her as well for almost eight years.

She can't remember Chef Boyardumb (LOL) that did allllllll the work on my old house so I could sell that wonderful house and move to the dump I'm now at to be "closer to his kids." (TM)--which backfired TREMENDOUSLY!

It was good to reminisce about the good years before Chef darkened my doorstep.

She looks like she's in her early sixties, tops!!!

HURL ALERT! CPS Worker BM Sings the Praises of CPS!!

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Wed, 07/23/2014 - 4:31pm

Backstory: BM has been a CPS worker for about eight years now and has been made a supervisor but can't manage to keep her own three children from barely passing school (administrators strong armed into giving pity grades), being potheads or having SD15 date a 19 year old ne'er do well.

And so she posts on FB:

O/T For Those of You Older Ladies. . .

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Wed, 07/23/2014 - 3:40pm

I just want to say that Bioidentical hormones are GREAT!! I went into perimeno around the age of 47. Then around 49 the hot flashes, night sweats and sleeplessness hit with wild abandon.

I tried premarin but that made me feel like I was carrying a rock in my stomach (go figure)

Then I tried the "natural" approach. Soy milk, supplements, you name it. Nada. I was told that a total vegan diet would help but I wasn't willing to go quite that far as of yet.

The symptoms continued to be insufferable.

O/T Ghost Story Addict

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Fri, 07/11/2014 - 6:34am

Anyone have any recommended ghost/paranormal shows that they like watching?

My latest fav is My Haunted House.

Chef thinks it's all crack pipe induced nonsense or "c---s on the rag" but I feel the same way about his worn out tired action flicks from the 80's and 90's.

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