Chef discovered that there was a wax ring leak in the master bath toilet. My house doesn't have a basement; just a crawl space-a downside when it comes to stuff like this.

Up the floorboards came and I had to use "Chef's toilet" WHICH WREAKED of booze infused man piss. Seems drunks can't aim. I have a self cleaning litter box with two cats in there and the man piss smell nearly knocked me out!

I went in there with my trusty steam cleaner and fabuloso! MUCH better!

OSS (will be 18 first week of October) posted on FB that he is now living with his Paternal Uncle and his partner. This is NYS so CS goes to 21 by default, however, he posts he has a job, the BM confirms that he did indeed move out a month ago and his two "uncles" confirm it as well.

Of course Chef knows none of this since there has been zero contact for years. OSS PASed out around 12 years old.

I printed out the FB pages showing that he did indeed move (he posted "moved to [mid-sized city] on August 12th")

OH, yeah, I've read about it happening to other SMs, but not to me. BM IS COPYING MY LOOK!! After ELEVEN YEARS!!

She is growing out her hair, wears the same type/colour glasses as I am, too!

She really looks NOTHING like me. She is freakishly tall and big. I am short and small. She has auburn/red hair. I have very dark brown hair.

All her recent photos on FB show her sporting 50 extra lbs, glasses like mine and hair like mine. Same hair cut and all! She's no doubt PAYING someone to cut it that way (I do my own with a crea clip).

I work in IT for my local county. I was deploying equipment in the office where they give out certificates of residency for college students. This affords them a discount in the SUNY system.

A freshly graduated from high school young man came in asking for his C of R.

I am not making this up:

He asked the CLERK how to SPELL THE NAME OF HIS TOWN!!!

An EIGHT LETTER word which is extremely phonetic; any 2nd grader could spell it.

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