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Submitted by thinkthrice on Wed, 03/11/2020 - 8:34am

Yep the HousesHitter (YSS 17) has blown off school today and has shown up tardy all of this week as well as last week.  NO disciplinary action by the school!  And no, we have no Covid 19 outbreaks/scares around here for now.

And yes, I am stalking.  It just affirms that the way the Gir and Chef "parent" produces societal trainwrecks.

Zillow!!

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Mon, 03/09/2020 - 8:43pm

Needless to say I will be keeping an eye on the Gir's house to see if it hits the market.  Chef told me that there's no way the Gir would move without taking her BM, Battleaxe Gallactica with her.  So will be keeping an eye on that house too!

Fingers crossed that the whole clan moves to NC (my advance apologies to anyone living there now)

And she'd most likely take the Animal Torturer SD21 with her.  HousesHitter has a GF (how I don't know).  He seems WAAAAYYY more into her than the reverse.

Soup In Cauldrons Is OUT OF BUSINESS!

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Mon, 03/09/2020 - 2:15pm

The Gir sold everything on FB Marketplace.  Lock stock and of course, BARREL.   CLOSED as of February 23rd!

No explanation as to why she rolled up the sidewalks!!  There's a photo of them all all smiley faced.  They look relieved that the business is done.  Of course having your own business is a LOT of WORK which is anthema to the Gir.

 

I'm IN!

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Fri, 02/28/2020 - 12:58pm

Doofus Houseshitter (YSS 17) accepted my request to follow him on his private IG account (with my faux account of course)

Mostly just a bunch of vids with him smoking weed in his room to rap music.

YAWN.

Anyway now I'll be able to track when he emancipates himself.

Blum 3

Workplace RANT Mrs. Headlights!

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Thu, 02/27/2020 - 10:03am

Mrs. Headlights, who is the "office wife" of our manager, aka "Dr. Phil" has made me roll my eyes into my head!

Backstory: for those of you who work in IT, there usually is a ticketing system database in which people enter in their issues, complaints and needs as far as computer hardware/software/servers, etc. is concerned.

I've been keeping a dossier on Mrs. Headlights in case it comes back to bite me (due to her office wife status) for two years now.   She misassigns EVERY.SINGLE.TICKET with no reason or logic behind it. 

Monday Laugh

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Mon, 02/24/2020 - 9:10am

(yes it really is sad and pathetic, but I'm MAKING LEMONADE!!)

YSS17 aka the HousesHitter is, of course, crater failing all relevant courses (Math, Science, History, English)

He is doing very well in Varsity Chorus. 

Now along comes what we used to call "Home Ec" or "Home Economics"

Kitchen Labs:

Failed "No Bakes"

Failed Garlic Cheese Biscuits  (for those across the pond we are not talking sweet biscuits aka cookies)

Failed Waffles

Failed Oven Fries

Turns Out There's a REASON

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Thu, 02/20/2020 - 2:45pm

The Houseshitter (aka YSS17) gave himself an unofficial 11 day school holiday.  He's the "happiest he's ever been" as he's found a new victim, errrr  girlfriend who, oddly enough, doesn't list that she's in a relationship with the Houseshitter on HER social media profile (HMMMM).  

They have all these very close smoochy smoochy shots in his bedroom with door closed--mostly her facing away from him and toward the camera and he in back of her.  Probably due to his unholy breath that could knock a buzzard off a dung wagon at 50 paces.

*bad* 

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