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What... The... Hell... Is Wrong With This Family

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Submitted by not2sureimsanea... on Tue, 08/02/2016 - 11:15pm

Let me give you an update about July 4th before I dive into the ridiculousness that is my DH's family.

When MIL came to our house she...
1. Rewashed all my dishes in the dish rack.
2. Changed BD out of the clothes DH had put her in.
3. Cleaned BD's room because she had some toys out while loudly announcing that you must clean up if you're having guests over.
4. Told BD she was going to take her this week without consulting us.

BM's Ex Came To Beg DH To Talk To Her

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Submitted by not2sureimsanea... on Sat, 07/30/2016 - 4:13pm

I forgot to post this since it happened a couple months ago when I was on a STalk sabbatical but I found it hilarious.

So one day, out of the blue, BM's exSO shows up at our place of business, takes class (we're a martial art's school), and stays to talk to DH.

Okay, for those of you unfamiliar with our story, this is the SO that:

Guess who is about to get officially uninvited to 4th of July?

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Submitted by not2sureimsanea... on Fri, 07/01/2016 - 2:46pm

MIL just left a message on DH's phone. A crazy message. A message that said:

"*Big dramatic sigh* I thought I was going to hear from you this week. Am I ever going to see my granddaughter ever again? I know you guys are having something for July 4th and I don't even know if I'm invited to it. Call me back if you even care."

Loving Almost Non-existant MIL Contact

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Submitted by not2sureimsanea... on Tue, 06/28/2016 - 6:37pm

To everyone who had suggested it much earlier (I'm lookin' at you Sally) I am so sorry I didn't follow this advice earlier. I should have done it without a second thought somewhere a year into our relationship, not almost 6 years down the line.

I am LOVING it. It feels like I finally have control of my life back, and it's not ruled by MIL's desires and whims.

There was one small blip on the radar that might be hilarious to some of you--which completely reinforces the old adage: Give a mouse a cookie and it will ask for milk.

Don't Do It, Kid

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Submitted by not2sureimsanea... on Sat, 05/14/2016 - 1:33pm

Last night we had a party where the crazy disney mom and her violent and mean 6 year old son came. The whole time he was hitting or kicking disney mom's BF (who is our good friend) until he thought to try it on DH.

I should mention at this point, DH and I own a martial arts school and last night's party was to celebrate some of our students testing for their next rank. The BF's one of our instructors. The kid's mother is also one of our students.

This Has Got To Be A Mental Disorder

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Submitted by not2sureimsanea... on Mon, 05/09/2016 - 1:53pm

Disney parenting has got to be a mental disorder that gets into the books sooner or later.

A friend of DH and I's is dating a woman we all know and she is... damaged? Deranged? Not sure what the right word for her is. Her 3rd marriage just failed (and for a while she even attempted to attract my DH who obviously didn't go for it) and she has one kid from each of those marriages.

Does Anyone Know?

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Submitted by not2sureimsanea... on Sat, 05/07/2016 - 12:07pm

Does anyone know if one parent has legal and physical custody, whether or not they need to contact/get permission from the other parent in order to remove the child from the country?

It's been a while since I logged on, mostly because a lot of things have been happening in the last few months that I haven't had time to vent on here. Exams, completing my masters, me and DH are in marriage counseling, my MIL, second pregnancy, etc.

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