This has been a loooooooong week and crazy-busy at work. Protein shakes (yippee) for breakfast and fruit/nuts for lunch because I haven't had time to make anything. And working past my end time every effing day because the work keeps getting piled on. No, I do not get overtime, so today I will be clocking out on time and sprinting to the kitchen for a martini. 

Eff off to:

This has been an utterly crap week. 

Eff off to:

• Cancer, that *&#@*+)>{%!!. My sweet stepsister, who lost her dear husband to cancer a few short months ago, passed away yesterday after a short, vicious fight. My stepmom is heartbroken and my faith is faltering.

Hug those dear to you and tell them you love them. It may be your last chance.

ETA 03/25/21:

Thank you all so much for your kindness. My apologies for not responding sooner. xoxo

Yes, I'm late to the party. Unfortunately, it has NOT been a party. One word to describe this week:

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh....

Eff off to:

• ZOOM *wacko*
• King Pita, that effer yammers on and on and on and on and on.... *dash1*
• Me for being an indispensible Jane-of-all-trades *unknw*

The "school bell" sounds in 12 minutes and I'll be signing off so fast, my keyboard will be smoking!

Wishing you a stress-free and enjoyable weekend!

Yesterday was such a crap workday, I was sooooooo tempted to call off today. But that means Monday would be a YUGE clustereff. So...

Eff off to:

I'd like to do a happy dance that Friday has finally arrived, but I'm too damn busy!

Eff off to:

TGIF, STalkers!!! Short one today...

Eff off to: 

• DMV. An-effin-noying, any way you look at it.
• Attention seekers. Most especially, cryptic attention seekers. You cry for help with the sole purpose of others asking "what's wrong". No, I am NOT coming over to help you unless you damn well tell me what I'm walking into. Try the police cuz I'm not biting. 

Wishing you a stress-free and enjoyable weekend! Who else has Monday off? Woo hoo!!!

TGIF, STalkers! What a week this has been. I've been busting my hiney all week, but there is so much to be done, it feels like trying to walk backwards up a Down escalator. Ugh. I am VERY ready for the weekend and some time to chillax and regroup!

Eff off to:

Welcome to Friday! Yes, I did a little 'woot woot' this morning, knowing I was just hours away from the weekend. It's been a fairly good week, but I'm ready for some downtime. 

Eff off to:

• Covid. One of my friends lost his brother on Wednesday. 
• Muscle spasms. Tweaked my back last night moving our freezer and am having spasms in my lower back and right glute. Grrrrrr....
• Zoom. It's neverending.
• SO sick and tired of politics and those who manage to throw it into every bloody conversation. Eff off already.

TGIF! I'm counting down the work hours until I can virtually sprint for the door (5 hours, 10 minutes). The only plan for the weekend is typical introvert style: stay home with DH (also an introvert) and avoid humans like the plague.

Eff off to:

• Insomnia. I've been a chronic insomniac for decades and have tried every remedy under the sun. Nothing works. I am seriously dragging today.
• Zoom. Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!
• People who stereotype. 

Venturning into FORN (forn is a 'food' + 'p0rn")...

Welcome to Friday, STalkers! This week hasn't been too bad (for me). Crazy-busy, but on a tolerable level. Combo week! 

Eff off to:

• Cancer. It claimed another friend. Gaaaaaaaaaahhhhh... 
• Covid. Need I say more?
• Mother Nature. Where the heck is my snow, lady? We have a measly 7 inches on the ground. *scratch_one-s_head*
• Cheezits. I simply cannot eat just one of those darn things. Oink!

Here we go with Forn Friday! Forn is 'food' and 'p0rn' combined. I want to share some recipes of things I am craving.