Happy Friday, STalkers. It's that time again! Eff off to:
- arseholes who sit at a green light until you give a short honk (probably on his cell phone) then they constantly change lanes to prevent you from passing, and when a long empty space opens up, they gun it. F*ckwit.
- people who think every bloody call should be on speakerphone
- my lack of willpower when it comes to tasty pizza
Yes, I'm combining Eff Off Friday with Food.
Eff Off to:
- Meetings that are supposed to be 15 minutes, but last over an hour because people keep YAMMERING
- IRS scam phone calls (and all other scam/spam calls!)
- Middle-aged acne (and some beard hairs are ingrown)
- Beard hairs!! (and other "new" hair in previously hairless places)