OT - Eff Off Friday
Friday has finally arrived and the weekend officially begins in 6.33 hours. Because I am NOT working one effing minute past my End of Day time. I've had enough aggravation this week.
Eff off to:
- Zooms. Today will be super fun! I have overlapping zooms that are all REQUIRED. Someone please explain how I can be in two places at once?
- Not having my car. It's at the dealer because the lift gate isn't latching. Under warranty (phew!) AND I could drive DH's car, but his seat is conformed to his sexy butt and I'd have to make multiple adjustments to be comfortable. I miss minun Sininen Salamointi.
- Effing menopause and the increase of facial hairs. Dontcha just luuuuuuuvvvv ingrown beard hairs? I'd rather have hot flashes for the rest of my life than be the effing Bearded Lady. Gaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!
- That never-popular effer, King Pita. I was talking and that effing effer interrupted me. Nothing new. But Evil Aniki was still on her first cup of coffee and got out of her cage and simply started TALKING LOUDER and did not stop until KP finally shut the eff up. Rude, arseholey effhead. Bad Aniki. BAD!
- ETA: Eff off to sitting on a zoom call listening to two sounds: breathing and typing. That's right, folks. No shared screen; just breathing and typing. For 67 MINUTES. *dash1*
This is going to be a 2-pot kinda day!
Wishing you a stress-free and enjoyable weekend. *give_rose*