Morning, my STalk family! I'm seriously missing you!!!

Eff off to:

• pneumonia
• meds that give you the poops
• being too tired to sleep

Sorry I'm late to the game today, STalkers.

Eff off to:

• Cancer
• Unidentifiable health issues
• House/car insurance companies
• People who refuse to comprehend that the friendship is OVER (t's only been 3 freaking year)

Happy Friday, STalkers!! Anyone else counting down the hours 'til the weekend officially begins?

It's that time again... Eff off to:

Eff off to:

• Farking insurance companies
• Our timekeeping system being effed up AGAIN
• This being a skid weekend (PigPen, please run away to New Zealand)
• Tripping over the fan and bruising the CRAP out of my shins and right foot
• Team mambers who think they need to store Every Bloody Thing on the share drive. Hello, buttheads, we're running out of space because you have 853 million pictures from that farewell luncheon in 2002 and every damn vacation you've had since 1997!!!

Jumping right into it...

Eff off to:

• Heat and humidity. I miss SNOW!!!
• Mosquitos and black flies. They need to become extinct insects. Birds can eat something else.
• Post-concussion headaches.
• BioHo

Friday at last!!

Eff off to:

• Forgetting to set my alarm and oversleeping 
• People who drive 10-15 mph UNDER the speed limit
• Arsehole coworkers who hound you for an answer every other day, KNOWING that if I hound the Answer Person, I can ruin the good working relationship I have with them (only a select few do!)

Friday at last! The weekend cannot start soon enough for me.

Eff off to:

• No not water in the cafeteria (and no coffee for those who drink the cafeteria caca)
• Skid weekend
• Worthless teleconferences where NOTHING is accomplished
• Arseholes who piecemeal their requests. Just do it all at once, damm!t.
• Did I mention it's a skid weekend?

Hope you STalkers have an enjoyable weekend!

It's Friday at last!! Feels like this work week was 13 days longs. UGH!!! Eff off to:

Happy Friday, STalkers. It's that time again! Eff off to:

• arseholes who sit at a green light until you give a short honk (probably on his cell phone) then they constantly change lanes to prevent you from passing, and when a long empty space opens up, they gun it. F*ckwit.
• people who think every bloody call should be on speakerphone
• my lack of willpower when it comes to tasty pizza

Yes, I'm combining Eff Off Friday with Food.

Eff Off to:

• Meetings that are supposed to be 15 minutes, but last over an hour because people keep YAMMERING
• IRS scam phone calls (and all other scam/spam calls!)
• Middle-aged acne (and some beard hairs are ingrown)
• Beard hairs!! (and other "new" hair in previously hairless places)

FOOD