'Forn' is 'food' and 'p0rn' combined.

STalkers, it is officially SUMMER! You know what that means: school's out, swimming, biking, mosquitos, and COOKOUTS!!! Cookouts, barbecues, picnics... Have you ever been invited to a last-minute cookout/barbecue/picnic? Or invited - last minute - to one? Now you know I luuuuuuuuurrrrrvv to cook. But in the Summer? I hate having the oven on. I do a lot of stovetop and slow cooker meals.

'Forn' is 'food' and 'p0rn' combined.

'Forn' is 'food' and 'p0rn' combined.

Cool, crisp lettuce. The crunch of celery. Sweet strawberries. The tang of cheese…

We’re moving into warmer temps and fewer clothes. I don’t know about you, but warmer weather means I want lighter foods. I loooooooooooooove salad. And I’m not talking about a side salad. When I eat a salad, it’s my main course.

'Forn' is 'food' and 'p0rn' combined.

Last night I was craving SAVORY - something worthy of plate licking - and I achieved my goal. Woo hoo!!

'Forn' is 'food' and 'p0rn' combined.

Let's talk about grilled cheese (sorry if you're lactose intolerant or a vegan!). Last night, I watched the movie 'Chef' with Jon Favreau and Sofía Vergara. Jon's character is, of course, the Chef. He makes a grilled cheese sandwich that he shares with his son. OMG. The outside was golden, the cheese was gooey and stringy when they cut/bit the sandwich, and the bread was almost crunchy. You could hear their teeth CRRRUUUUNNNNNNNCCCCHHHH when they bit into it. ~drool~

Yes, I'm combining Eff Off Friday with Food.

Eff Off to:

• Meetings that are supposed to be 15 minutes, but last over an hour because people keep YAMMERING
• IRS scam phone calls (and all other scam/spam calls!)
• Middle-aged acne (and some beard hairs are ingrown)
• Beard hairs!! (and other "new" hair in previously hairless places)

FOOD

It's going to sound so, so petty...but I am super angry right now because I just came home from work to discover YSD ate my lunch. Hapless DH was all like...Oh. Were there not anymore for us? She was supposed to call you to ask...didn't she? Um. 1.) I was at work and didn't have time to answer my phone, which had died anyway and, 2.) Is it really that difficult to look in the fridge and see how much food there is? YSD needs to call me to ask if there's any more?