It's Friday at last!! Feels like this work week was 13 days longs. UGH!!! Eff off to:

Happy Friday, STalkers. It's that time again! Eff off to:

• arseholes who sit at a green light until you give a short honk (probably on his cell phone) then they constantly change lanes to prevent you from passing, and when a long empty space opens up, they gun it. F*ckwit.
• people who think every bloody call should be on speakerphone
• my lack of willpower when it comes to tasty pizza

Yes, I'm combining Eff Off Friday with Food.

Eff Off to:

• Meetings that are supposed to be 15 minutes, but last over an hour because people keep YAMMERING
• IRS scam phone calls (and all other scam/spam calls!)
• Middle-aged acne (and some beard hairs are ingrown)
• Beard hairs!! (and other "new" hair in previously hairless places)

FOOD