Friday at last!!! I don't kow about the rest of you, but this has been a week from He!! for me and I'm looking forward to a couple of days away from the office.

Eff Off to:

Friday at last! There's not enough coffee for this morning and I doubt there is enough wine or whiskey to compensate for the day I'm already having.

Eff off to:

TGIF, STalkers!!! The beginning of the weekend is just hours away and it can't get here quickly enough.

Eff off to:

Friday at last! It's been....interesting this week. Trying to shoo 'annoying' out the window. 

Eff off to:

• People who think you are too stupid to follow instructions. Hey, poophead! I can do this 53 times and the result is the same: it doesn't work!!!!
• Cold sores due to stress. My lip looks like I went 4 rounds with Rocky.
• Skid weekend and I haven't yet made plans to be out of the house. I'm exhausted and those cold sores might not be solely due to stress.
• A YUGE eff off to my soon-to-be-ex insurance company. 

Happy Friday, STalkers! Sorry for being mostly absent this week. One of my coworkers gave notice and I'm taking over all of her work. No rest for the wicked, eh?

Eff off to:

Let's jump right into it:

• Eff off to drivers who just HAVE to squeeze into the 3 foot space in front of me....when there is NO ONE BEHIND ME.
• Eff off to people whining about the cooler temps and the inevitable upcoming snows of Winter. Don't like it? MOVE.
• Eff off to a certain coworker who seems to think I sit around day after day just waiting for him to give me something to do.
• Triple Eff Off to sanctimonious shi'theads who piously spout platitudes about which they know NOTHING.

Morning, my STalk family! I'm seriously missing you!!!

Eff off to:

• pneumonia
• meds that give you the poops
• being too tired to sleep

Sorry I'm late to the game today, STalkers.

Eff off to:

• Cancer
• Unidentifiable health issues
• House/car insurance companies
• People who refuse to comprehend that the friendship is OVER (t's only been 3 freaking year)

Happy Friday, STalkers!! Anyone else counting down the hours 'til the weekend officially begins?

It's that time again... Eff off to:

Eff off to:

• Farking insurance companies
• Our timekeeping system being effed up AGAIN
• This being a skid weekend (PigPen, please run away to New Zealand)
• Tripping over the fan and bruising the CRAP out of my shins and right foot
• Team mambers who think they need to store Every Bloody Thing on the share drive. Hello, buttheads, we're running out of space because you have 853 million pictures from that farewell luncheon in 2002 and every damn vacation you've had since 1997!!!