OT - Eff Off Friday
Friday at last! There's not enough coffee for this morning and I doubt there is enough wine or whiskey to compensate for the day I'm already having.
Eff off to:
- People who think they can still drive 55pmh (or more) with snow on the road. Oh, is this you in the ditch 3 miles down the road? What a surprise.
- my boss who roped me into planning this farking baby shower because I'm "creative". Yes, I am, but I don't know a bloody thing about planning a baby shower. A bachelor party, hellz YEAH!!! Baby shower? Kill me now.
- Women who think that ALL women:
- know HOW to plan a baby shower (I'd rather plan an intervention)
- want to plan baby showers (I'd rather have a tooth pulled)
- want to play baby shower games (I'd rather have my left nipple smashed flat with a ball peen hammer)
- People who get p!ssy because you have NO ideas for games to play AT A FARKING BABY SHOWER.
- coworkers who leave you a voicemail that it's URGENT they speak with you ASAP... and still have not returned the calls you made trying to get back with them.
I hope everyone has an enjoyable weekend!