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What WOB is thankful for this Thanksgiving...

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As the holiday draws closer, the following scene takes place in the WOB house on Saturday morning -

WOB - oh, hey, what are the ASS plans for Thanksgiving?

Mr. WOB - well, the last time I talked to him, he was going to go home with a kid from a class who lives local and commutes.

WOB - okay.

Sunday night -

Mr. WOB - oh, hey, forgot to tell you. It seems ASS is going to Frank's house for Thanksgiving (you guys remember who Frank is, the kid from MedusaTown whose mom let ASS live there over the summer).

Record low CS payment from Medusa

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DH is out of the country this week. He just sent me a text telling me that he got a CS payment and then sent a whole bunch of eye rolls and laughing kitty cats....

The amount? 11/07/2016 Electronic Funds Transfer $259.96

last month he got what had been the previous low record, but she has now set a new low!!

Her monthly CS order? $977.50 per the income withholding order.

Her arrears? $8,564.25

I went grocery shopping this past Sunday. I spent $201.67. Whatever will we do with the extra $58.29??

Dr. Phil yesterday - anybody watch it?

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I was home early from work yesterday and I happened upon Dr. Phil. Anybody see it?

Mom was a psycho BM who lost custody to dad (who had the nerve to remarry) because of her inability to follow the parenting plan, her refusal to allow dad access to the kid and because of her general disregard for the orders of the Court.

I texted DH and said,"blah blah blah Dr. Phil today....I swear to DOG, if you slapped a brunette wig on this broad, it's like reliving every damn hearing we had with Medusa."

I think I had PTSD from that episode.

Scenes from a suburban kitchen...

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Mystery solved!

A few weeks ago I noticed that the jar of peanut butter was misshaped. It kind of looked like the leaning Tower of Pisa, but I couldn't figure out why. In the end, I decided I didn't give a f*ck because I don't eat peanut butter.

This morning, DH and I are sitting on the couch watching the Giants play the Rams when I see BabyVoice in the kitchen making breakfast. I see her waving the peanut butter jar over the top of the toaster.

How would YOU feel???

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So - I'm going to detail a situation and I want you all to tell me how you would have felt...

Background - DH left last night for a business trip. He won't be home until Friday night. Last week, he worked from home every day but Monday. Skids get home from school at 3pm. KarateKid is 16.5 years old.

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