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So Whose Adult Skid Is This?

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39 yr old woman with 17 and 2yr old applied to my apt.

1. Car is in step dad's name and on his insurance

2. She just started working full time the end of February

3. She's an office worker and for the last 2 yrs she was working as a part time tax preparer (riding the covid UIB train?)  So it's not like she's in the service industry where many places were shuttered.

4.  The font looks funny on her pay stubs

5.  Her proof of rent before living with her parents shows:

  a.  She moves every 2 yrs or sooner

Ended Up Letting the Girhippo Have her Bottle

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This would be the last F U to Chef by claiming the HousesHitter (YSS19) on the 2021 taxes even though she signed the 8332 saying she would not.   We decided it's not worth the hassle nor money so we kept YSS on the form as a dependent and used the drop down stating "not claining" which as a result, the e filing went through immediately.  But before all this was known I dutifully sent out the 8332 to the IRS via snail mail as directed as you can't upload the forms in taxact.

Ode to stepDADS and their SSs

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I don't usually listen to country music but i was having my car serviced and this song came blaring through the speakers:

"My Boy"  -Elvie Shane

Now Chef loves OLD SCHOOL country music and probably would not hear this song either because it is nouveau country.  The song has a sweet sentiment about a stepDAD and his feelings about his SS, but I could only imagine the uproar if a stepMOM wrote a similar song about her skids!!!!

Oh the HUMANITY!!

What rent is appropriate for 39 yr old Grown Skid?

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Thank Heavens this doesn't apply to me, but, what do you think?

A prospective tenant lives next door to the duplex we are rehabbing.  Here are the statistics:

39 yr old single BM with two kids 17 and 2 

Moved into her BM and stepdad's house at the beginning of covid due to her landlord is "selling the place." (TM)

Is supposedly a tax preparer as a professiona and does a side gig selling crafts on FB

Is paying $300 a month to her BM and stepdad supposedly as rent.

HousesHitter YSS (19) Has Closed His "Finsta-ed"

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FB account...AGAIN.  He reopened it very generically with no followers as of yet; no photos or posts.  Must have gotten angry with one or more of his FB "friends."

 As you may recall, we are tracking any sign of him moving out of the Girhippo and StepDaddyBigBuck's  house via fake social media accounts as we have had zero contact with them for well over a decade.  

Chef is still paying child support for this one (until he turns 21 or emancipation event)  

The Animal Torturer (SD stb 24) is going back to school

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For medical billing/coding.  Which is great but I can't imagine her working full-time at the local hospital information / greeting job and going to school online as well due to her extremely low work ethic and short attention span. 

She is no academic either and barely passed high school with a lowest possible passing grade  just to get her out of the system.  Went to summer school every year to make up for failing during the regular school year since kindergarten.

It Never Ends With Chef's Relatives

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Current AND former!   So today I happened to be working remotely and while I'm in the back room the doorbell rings.  I'm not expecting anybody so I don't answer it and think it is a delivery so I ignore it.

My knock-off ring doorbell chose an image of somebody who looks like a former employee that went nuts on the job and was eventually fired!

Five minutes later I get a call from Chef's ex step father-in-law!  (Backstory: Battle axe Galactica, the Girhippo's BM was married a zillion times) 

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