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FB and stupidity

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Well, it was Loca's birthday on Friday, and her FB was full of joy. Yes, I stalk her. Then I can know the horrible things she says about my skids to others... And as always, it usually provides a laugh. First thing Friday morning she raved about how the boys sent her a birthday card and the picture of the skids, and it was so wonderful of them to remember her! Right- I bought the card- forced them to sign it and put in the picture...

Our house guest

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I haven't mentioned our house guest... Back in September, my SSs came to Loghead and I and told us about a friend of theirs that was being beaten and verbally abused by his dad and stepmom. Long story short (one which involved a gun and the county sherriff); the boy now lives with us. He's 18, so he was able to make that choice...

His father has spread the rumor around town that all the boys are gay, and we allow unspeakable things to go on under our roof. How lovely!

More braces drama

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Lazy Boye 17 is now Loca's favorite child, so she started the process this summer of haqving his braces put on... She arranged all the appointments did all the upfront work- since she bailed on promises she'd made about the other skids' braces. Their office flat out told her no, find some place else to go! ha-Ha.

14 YEARS

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This past Tuesday was our 14th wedding anniversary! On that day, I became a wife, mother and friend. I got an ex wife to take care of too, whether I wanted to or not; and we've survived. In many ways, we are stronger for all the trials and roadblocks we've been through.

The best part was when Loghead said this morning, "They'll be gone in 18 more months; do you realize that?"

Yes, dear. It's been on my calendar for about 4 years now... But glad you are starting to see the light at the end of the tunnel too!

Last-Wife Update

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Skids are good. Maybe I shouldn't say that out loud; it might curse it!

Princess 20 is back at college. She is healing well from her surgery, and starting this week will be crutches free; still wearing the boot on her foot. Had a few dates, but says her classes are more important right now.

Cried wolf one too many times

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In 14 years, Loca Grande has told me at least 5 times that she "might have cancer." She's even taken to saying it to the kids when they are ignoring her, so they will spend time with her...

Well, in the last week, she has had a D&C and a hysterectomy. Waiting to hear results. Princess 20 is done with it... Lazy Boye 17 said he can't drop everything everytime she says "cancer." and amazingly enough PITA 18 went to see her over the weekend, and called her 3 times the day of her surgery!

OMG! Seriously??? The dental work is HOW MUCH??? And what Loca Grande did...

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Just found out this week Lazy Boye 16 has managed to get 8 cavitites in 11 months. The new dentist- the only one in the area on our insurance plan- is going to cost nearly $900 to get cavitities filled. WTF

First- 8 cavitities, seriously? Like does he just let the soda sit in his mouth while he sleeps at night?! Second- what kind aof gold plated fillings are those!?

Teenage stepsons suck and their father enables it...

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Boys. Gggrrrr... If it weren't for the boys' behavior and the things Loghead is lettting them get away with, my summer would be darn near perfect!

Loghead and I have a crazy summer system, that works most of the time. Since we're both teachers, we have the summer off. Loghead has his log cabin construction business, and is away about 4-5 days a week working at the construction site, 2.5 hours away. Sometimes his boys go help him, but not always.

Best thing that ever happened to that child...

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... was Princess's car accident last summer. As the truck burst into flames, it was like a new child; a new woman emerged from the ashes...

In the last year since her accident, Princess 20 has dumped the 27 year old booty call boyfriend. When he kept harassing her, she even got campus security involved, and told him the next time, she'd call the city police and get a restraining order.

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