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Hiding cash

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Submitted by Chmmy on Fri, 01/25/2019 - 10:22am

Im visiting with my brother, his lovely wife and their fantastic kids, 17 & 12 yrs old. When going to bed I never worry about where my purse is even though there are 2 kids in the house. My brother left cash on the kitchen counter after going to the ATM. He came down this morning took what he needed and put the rest in a cup in plain sight on a shelf in the kitchen. No worries about his kids putting their hands in it.

Lose your SD?

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Submitted by Chmmy on Wed, 01/23/2019 - 8:03am

Did anyone lose their princess step daughter? I found her at the airport. Aged maybe 18-22. I kid you not she is wearing a tiara and she has a big fuzzy coat. She just seems like the type of kid whose smom would be on steptalk. Oh and she is using her pinky finger to pick her nose.

Oh nvm her dad is here. As I type daddddddeeee comes and sits with her, puts a neck pillow on her shoulder and snuglles.

Id like a day off

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Submitted by Chmmy on Wed, 01/16/2019 - 9:43pm

Monday is a day off school for the skids and I have the day off work so I made a doctor appt. I told DH he should tell BM to take them Sat to Mon instead of Fri to Sun...god forbid she take them an extra day. Anyway he tells me today she says she can't keep them Monday. Ok. I can't either. Im getting up in the morning and leaving. If their sisters have to work they can stay home alone. I'm leaving and coming back in the evening, not babysitting on my day off.

How many texts can someone read per day?

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Submitted by Chmmy on Tue, 01/15/2019 - 8:44am

How many texts do you want from your kids? 100 per day? Is this normal? SDs 19 & 16 text DH every time they fart! He left his i pad here so it dings every time they share a text. They have an ongoing group text. Its constant when they leave & get somewhere...and we know you all love each other. Examples:

Im leaving for school. Love u

Ok love u too

Im at school. Love you

Ok love u.

Im at work love u

Ok love u

Leaving school love u

Ok love u

Leaving work love u

ok love u

Getting my nails done. Love u

Failed driving test lol

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Submitted by Chmmy on Sat, 01/12/2019 - 9:18am

SD16 failed her driving test. Am I evil? I was hoping she failed. She gets a do over cuz life always gives 2nd chances. I hope she fails again.

She had to wait 2 weeks to get her drivers license cuz of her behavior and the way she talked to me. TWO WHOLE WEEKS!! She waa still a bitch this morning. Daaaaadddd can we just goooooo. SD16 can he put his shoes on?

She is an evil selfish bitch and deserves this. I feel no empathy or affection for this child!!

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