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Cue the Circus Calliope. . .GG is going to see the School Counselor!!!

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Submitted by Auteur on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 8:09am

LADIES. . .AND. . .GENTLEMEN. . ..

Grab your seats! The Circus is about to begin!!!

The smell of popcorn and cotton candy permeates the air mixing with the scent of elephant dung and straw!!!

GG spelled it all out for me. My "email episode faux pas" launched him into wanting to rekindle the "relationship" with his children BUT only as a bonafide FATHER (so he says).

Observations On my EMAIL

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Submitted by Auteur on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 2:33pm

As I'm going through deleting old yahoo email ever since GG breeched it, I noticed something interesting.

YES i'm an email hog and I have had email in there since 2005 no lie!!!

Shame on me!

Well as GG was bringing out that ever since we moved to this dump for the sake of "being closer to his kids" that "I've changed"

More POSITIVE Stuff!

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Submitted by Auteur on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 1:15pm

After GG's dressing down of me and doing some pretty rotten things which I won't go into detail here about, I am starting the week off on the right foot. I took Awesomeson out to lunch and he talked about his work, etc. Wanted him to let him know that GG gets over emotional and presumptuous, but that he should not worry about it and it has nothing to do with him.

Also trying to get work for him here which would pay more and have better benefits.

Cross your fingers for Awesomeson, ladies!!!

O/T Taking Up Walking After Work

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Submitted by Auteur on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 9:27am

I leveled with GG that I cannot exercise in front of him.

Either he'll be:

1. judgeing me
2. thinking it's foreplay

TOTALLY derails my concentration so I'm taking up walking at the local school district after work.

He says he's fine with that or even me joining a gym. I brought up "with what money?"

He went into his "Money Grows On Trees" schpiel

The walking program is FREE!!

All Talk, No Action?

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Submitted by Auteur on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 7:32am

Ok GG thinks and will ALWAYS think that he is justified to treat me ANY way he wants if I so much as half glower at his precious crotch droppings.

Established.

So on Sunday after getting into it again and trying to get it through his THICK SKULL that the REASON i talk to other women is because HE doesn't understand. He still doesn't understand and has made it clear that he wants me to go back to doormat days, aka 100% responsibility and 0% authority.

Braniac (SS14) and Venus De Milo's (SD12) Grades are In

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Submitted by Auteur on Fri, 03/11/2011 - 1:41pm

I'm sure GG will be ELATED. Braniac managed to somehow pull off a low C average! He's so proud of his boy who just got suspended for two days!!

And Venus' has actually scored only 75 points below the lowest lexile for her grade!!

Somebody cue the "Movin' On Up" Bumper Music!!!

PUKERIFIC! I'm sure this will cause GG to spoon and pine even MORE for them since my latest email gaff!!

After the Whole UGLY Scene Yesterday, I'm EXHAUSTED!

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Submitted by Auteur on Thu, 03/10/2011 - 3:11pm

I got very little sleep mostly b/c I was worried about Awesomeson and how the stupid ass Godsgift told him to start packing!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

Meanwhile Godsgift was snoring away like not a care in the world (because all of his needs are provided for, of course)

Anyway I told Awesomeson he could stay as long as needed (he's very respectful, doesn't eat our food, brings dinner over most Sundays, keeps a tidy room, works full time plus on the B shift, does his own laundry, pays his own bills, etc.)

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