OT - Eff Off Friday
Friday at last! This has been a week of Mondays Every.Single.Day. I've started the past two workdays with 6am zooms. UGH. *dash1*
Eff off to:
- King Pita. Welcome back to the top of the list, you asshat. Forwarding me an email I already receive (and have told him no less than a dozen times) with "Aniki, do you send out XYZ?" Only every Friday for the last two YEARS, you twunty pinhead. Over half of the team is complaining (to me) about you and your idiocy. Pretty sure the others are beeyotching to one another. If this was a pirate ship, there'd be mutiny afoot. Please take a 30-lb Xanax and calm the eff down. Better yet, please just bloody well quit.
- Princess Tiara (who is a male prima donna). Learn some damn manners. It's considered polite to let others finish speaking before you start your blathering (and sighing and whining and huffing). When two people are talking at the same time (on zoom), Charlie Brown's teacher is more intelligible. How on earth can your wife tolerate your overly dramatic personality? I pray your children do not inherit your traits.
- BioHo. Yes, I know my DH is not answering your calls or texts. What you want is not skid-related. You get the same response from me: ~crickets~
Wishing you a stress-free, healthy, and enjoyable weekend!