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Submitted by Tuff Noogies on Mon, 02/29/2016 - 10:16am

i graduated yesterday - go me!!! i graduated from "HUURRRRRRRR" to "SOMEbodYYY".

kaos climbed out of his hole yesterday to pilfer for food. he threw some corndogs in the toaster oven, then asked where the ketchup was. dh said "ooops, i meant to ask tuff to stop and get some on friday and forgot." "well is SOOOMEbodYYY going to get it?" (while giving me the stink-eye) "yes, somebody will get u some."

*cue nancy kerrigan*

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Submitted by Tuff Noogies on Mon, 02/22/2016 - 7:35am

WWWHHHYYYYY MMMMEEEEE????!!?????

i just HAD to open my damn mouth. *head* *desk* *head* *desk*

normal evening last night. sir breaksalot was in bed early. i stayed up 'til my usual bedtime (11'ish) then shut everything off and went to bed. on my way, i hear kaos still up on xbox live. (his door is directly across from ours, literally 3 1/2 feet in front of our door.)

i get in bed and debate whether or not to wake dh up. i repeated my mantra until i fell asleep "who gives a f*ck? not meee!!"

Omg i cant get away from this constant drivel...

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Submitted by Tuff Noogies on Fri, 01/29/2016 - 9:06pm

We sit down to watch a movie... san andreas. thought it was a fun action movie, but it's so full of COD b.s, daddy still cares about mommy bull$#!t.... its too much to listen to... as dh and kaos keep watching The Rock call his ex "hunny" and swoop to her rescue... for their daughter (TM). Im holed up in the bedroom, but im sure by movie's end, gubm and dh will reconcile....

B.S. stupid movies. And kaos is eating this aaallll up while dh allows it. Lets just feed his fantasies why dont we...

UGGGGHHHH.....

O/T - wwwaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

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Submitted by Tuff Noogies on Sun, 01/24/2016 - 5:50pm

I know cooking is an art. Baking is a science.

I can cook up a storm. Dh wants me to try out for Chopped or that best home cooks in america show. But i cant effing BAKE!!!!

H3ll. I follow exact recipe instructions and my bread sets off the freaking smoke alarm. My biscuits taste good but the texture and appearance is way off.

WTF. My gravy is,according to kaos, better than nana's (and her fam has done gravy for centuries) but i cant make a freaking biscuit! Gaaaaahhhhhhh.....

the governer is an idiot. and dh is insane.

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Submitted by Tuff Noogies on Wed, 01/20/2016 - 8:41am

state of emergency, my @$$. the roads are bone dry, and the freaking SUN is out!
*rme*

ok, now on to dh.

he's pissed at me because i told him he was clinically insane. *giggles* well, it's true!!!

he let the boys go to a game last night. lurch rode w/ friends, g-ma took kaos and dh said he'd go pick him up afterwards. made it very clear- "phone ON. you WILL answer if i call. call me when u'd like me to leave to pick u back up."

later on dh get a call. he leaves. lurch gets home, 10 mins later dh and kaos arrive. and dh is LIVID. at lurch.

parental disengagement

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Submitted by Tuff Noogies on Tue, 01/12/2016 - 1:18pm

well, i got an interesting insight from dh yesterday.

kaos was on a roll last night. he and dh had gone back and forth here and there over some stupid $#it. i sat out on the porch. there were a few times where kaos would calm down and i'd come back in and we'd all chill for a while. but the second he ramped it up, i'd step outside.

well just as the game was coming on, dh says "i'm going to bed, i have got to get away from him." dh goes to bed, kaos has no desire to sit with me (yay) so he goes into his bedroom and closes the door.

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