My Husband is Getting Married!!
Okay...so my soon to be ex husband calls me today to "see how the divorce is going on my end." Weirdo.
Then...his next question: DO I HAVE COPIES OF HIS DIVORCE PAPERS FROM HIS FIRST, SECOND AND THIRD DIVORCES?
ME: No, I do NOT, they should be in your metal file box.
HIM: Well...ummmmm...I threw all that stuff away a few years ago.
ME: Something like divorce papers - you should keep those forever.
HIM: Yeah...I guess...I didn't know that.
ME: Why do you need those.
HIM: I'm not sure I should tell you.
ME: SILENCE...waiting...because I KNOW he will tell me anyway.
HIM: Well I met this lady about three months ago
and the long and the short of it, my step mama friends, is that he is counting the minutes till our divorce is final so he can marry her. Geesh, I had given him about a YEAR before he took on wife number five.
So...I did what any good wife would do (LOL LOL LOL)...I wished him the best and told him that it was NOT my intention to EVER mind his business but to proceed carefully and watch his back. Then I told him (and it's the truth, I swear) that I will always have his back.
Verrrrrrrryyyyyy interesting to say the least. Poor wife #5 - she doesn't know what she is getting into with that PUKE skid #2 and his nastyyyyyy, gold digging wife and their three out of control spawn (the oldest one, now 13, at age 11 jumped from a sofa and WENT THROUGH a glass coffee table - lucky he wasn't killed. His reaction: "I'm a bad boy.")
Just getting this off my chest. While I'm not upset as in OMG, I've lost my husband to another woman because I lost him EONS ago - I do feel a little like I've had the wind knocked out of me. Shouldn't be surprised though. His third divorce was final in May of 1985 and he married ME in April of 1968.
And so it goes.