OT - Eff Off/Forn Friday
Happy Friday the 13th, STalkers!!! Are you following your normal routine or taking precautions on this day? It's business as usual for me. Years ago (different job), my coworkers and I planned Happy Hour every Friday the 13th. What a hoot! Although we're all scattered, we're still in contact and have fond memories of those times.
Eff off to:
- Car warranty telemarketers. EIGHT calls this week. And the day isn't over. I always ask them... "If you know my warranty has expired, then you obviously know the make/model/year of my car." Naturally, they do not. Bunch of poopie heads.
- King Pita. Dude, you're effing with SpongeBob's overtime pay. If you keep that up, SpongeBob WILL go to the powers that be and make thing uuuuuugly. But if that means you won't be our boss any longer? PLEASE keep effing it up! (Sorry, SpongeBob.)
- Muscle spasms. I missed half a day on Wednesday because my back was spasming so badly, it hurt to breathe. Today, I have muscle spasms in my legs and rear-end. It's never been this bad and I've NO idea what sent this pain chain in motion. Oooooowwwwwww!!!
Forn is 'food' and 'p0rn' combined.
It's been another week of Mondays and I'm in comfort food mood. We still have some rotisserie chicken and a few stalks of asparagus so I'm going to make Uunifetapasta for dinner tonight. Trying to decide between regular garlic bread or garlic-cheese beer bread...
What's your favorite pasta dish?
Wishing you a stress-free, healthy, and enjoyable weekend!