OT - Eff Off/Forn Friday
TGIF!!! Sorry this is so late, but it's been a cuh-razy day. Soooooo ready for the weekend!
Eff off to:
- Cancer. *dash1*
- Grocery prices. Frozen fruit just went up 20%.
- Gas prices. I wonder if DH can convert our vehicles to run on mosquitos and wood chips...
- Deer flies. Don't know they bit you until you notice blood running down your <insert body part>. Then they get hard and swollen and itchy.
If you've noticed the absence of King Pita lately, it's because he's too busy to pester me with nonsensical caca and I've been able to work with little interference. *yahoo*
Forn is 'food' and 'p0rn' combined.
Ever have a food disaster? Something goes wrong, you take steps to (hopefully) fix it, and end up with something tastier than you imagined?
We ordered pizzas the other night. DH lost control of my pizza. I opened the box and the cheese and toppings were all piled in a corner and half the pizza was bare. Aaaaand the crust was undercooked. It is a royal pain trying to rearrange cheesy toppings once they've congealed. Pick up a slice that is fully topped and it slides off because it's cheese-glued to the pile. Sigh...
So I melted some garlic-herb butter in a skillet, got out the Jalapeño-Cheddar bread, spread some of the cheese glob on top, put it in the skillet, and put the lid on.
OH.EM.GEE. I told DH he should juggle my pizza box more often. He took a bite and was ready to drop his own pizza! *ROFL*
What food foul-ups have you turned around?
Wishing you a stress-free, healthy, and enjoyable weekend!