OT - Eff Off/Forn Friday
Yep, it's another combo! I'm so ready for the weekend, I already ditched my over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder. Which leads right into...
Eff off to:
- Bras. What's the deal with the inch-thick padding in bras big enough to hold half of a good-sized melon?? My boobs are already prominent. The last thing I need is to push them up and out! If I wore one up those things, I could balance my coffee mug on top and drink through my eyeballs. Sheesh.
- More bras. Ever have an underwater break through? I've had blood running down my chest from an underwire that overpowered the weak stitches and stabbed me. OOOWWWW!!!
- King Pita refuses to get laryngitis. Who has an In with the Klingons or Romulans? Help me get this effer abducted and off planet.
Forn is 'food' and 'p0rn' combined. I made pizza last night. Gourmet style. Olive oil and oregano on a spinach crust, topped with mozzarella, prosciutto, pears, and gorgonzola. Nom nom nom... It was soooooo darn good, I'm seriously thinking about making it again tonight. Just add pinot grigio...
What's your favorite fancy pizza?
Hope you have a stress-free, fun-filled, enjoyable weekend!