OT - Eff Off Friday
Happy Friday, STalkers! Sorry I'm late to the game, but it's been a helluva morning. Thanks to a system upgrade, my Zoom went kaput. I am not at all sorry about THAT because I could not participate in any onscreen activity. Boo hoo - NOT! Fingers crossed that it's the worst thing that happens today...
Eff off to:
- New Guy. It's GREAT that you are enthusiastic and have big ideas. But insisting that changes MUST be made simply because YOU do not like the current setup and want it to be just like your old job ain't gonna fly. This setup was a long time in the making and it works. You need to adapt. It's key to staying here.
- Those who think everyone wants bios (yes, you, Mordred, you arse). Puh-lease. There are people WITH bios who should't have a pet rock, much less offspring. So stop yammering on about the joys of children and how Siggy and Fester (male coworkers) and I are missing out because we never procreated. We're not missing a thing. P.S. Your children are whiny smartarses. That's why people run for the hills whenever you bring them in.
- King Pita. Why won't my magic laryngitis dust work through the phone? KP needs to go on vacation. Until 2022...
- Cancer, that effing effer. My former boss lost his wife on Monday. He is devastated. I'll spend part of this weekend at a funeral.
Wishing you an enjoyable, safe, and stress-free weekend. Who else has Monday off? *yahoo*