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Submitted by Helen Crump on Mon, 06/15/2020 - 9:36pm

Remember in my last blog where I said I don't feel anything? Well, it's no longer true. The wedding happened this weekend and my heart was broken into a thousand little pieces. It's completely my fault but I wasn't prepared for it!

Whackadoodle, Weddings and Babies

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Submitted by Helen Crump on Mon, 06/01/2020 - 11:57pm

I can't believe it's been two years since I posted last. I visit nearly everyday but it's been relatively peaceful around here so I haven't posted anything.  For the old timers, I'm the SM who deals with the blinged out BM who believes in reptillians and Christ. For the new users, my skid's BM thinks there is a whole underground world filled with half reptile, half human creatures who exit middle earth and walk amongst us. Dick Cheney and dead Elvis, as well as the Beatles are reptile people.

In the Name of All That is Holy, Just Go the F* Away

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Submitted by Helen Crump on Sun, 10/14/2018 - 11:33am

Whackadoodle has climbed out of middle earth right back into our lovely city of 4.5 million. Although she's on supervised probation in Texas, jobless, maybe homeless and allegedly divorcing Weak Chin, she's once again traveling about the country and her little black wings have brought her back to our state. A trip planned, just coincidentally I'm sure, to coincide with SS23's one week visit to see DH and SS21. She and DH divorced in 2011 and she moved away, leaving DH to raise her boyees. DH has had her blocked from all contact since 2014.

BM and the Big Brown Paper Bag O' Crap!

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Submitted by Helen Crump on Mon, 12/18/2017 - 12:51pm

I've actually been a reader since the toddler dropped a ring down the toilet and kicked a beagle down the stairs. I deleted my account during one of the "great purges", the one where the user threatened to out people and we lost the blonde and the former flight attendant. DH and I have been married a little over 5 years, he's been divorced for 8. I've had no issues with my adult skids, other than the normal teenage drama where their tiny brains make them make stupid decisions. They're turning in to fine young men, but...........SHE'S BACK!